ZIAD NAKAD Fall/Winter 2014 

I am indeed a Predator, here is footage to prove it :

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

me: okay, now what does the word “duck” start with?

my daughter with full confidence: 

APPARENTLY THIS IS HOW ZOOLOGISTS WEIGH TINY BIRDS

I tried to make a video for a friend and forgot my mother was in the room

did someone say… video games?

le fantôme du roi Ban quand Lancelot arrive: you’re never gonna believe what i just saw the other night. RIGHT in front of my salad 

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM. Yes, yes I want you in my room. *PEACE OUT*

Rabbit + Hips

Maggie Menu

On the menu for Maggie tonight is puréed sweet potato, puréed brown rice, sprouted organic tofu, chia seeds, and digestive enzymes. Does she look excited? She is!

Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No questions, just do. It'll make sense later.