I'M DOING AN ESSAY ON GAY MARRIAGE

Yes. Yes Walt, of course you are.

I AM CANADIAN AND THIS SITE REFUSES MY ZIP CODE. PEOPLE, IN THE NAME OF THE ONES WHO CAN'T SIGN, DO IT PLEASE!

Welcome to the new internet. 

It is very possible, after today, for the internet to be separated into tiers, like cable, forcing you to pay extra to access certain sites. The world wide web won’t be so world wide if you can’t access certain sites because you don’t want to pay an extra $50 to access it. 

Paying attention now? 

The Fedora guys. It's all in the Fedora.

HOW DID HE

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My seventh grade must've been so great, 'cause I am LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.

Certain audio frequencies bring back certain memories. If you play the right song, it can take you back to a specific point in time. Scientists at Delta University tapped into this phenomenon and, by mixing certain pitches and tones, created an audio file that can transport you back to your most emotionally unstable point in the past. For some, it is infancy. For others, seventh grade.

To test their theory, this track was played over the loudspeaker while several students were taking exams at a frequency so high it was barely detectable. Several things happened. Some students crumpled their paper up in frustration. Others were found crying on the floor. Still others began to argue among themselves or with the teacher.

When one student flung themselves out the 10th story window, they had to close the project for good. However, the track was leaked onto the web and can now be found in the darkest corners of the internet. Listen… if you dare. 

Bon, pour un one-shot Kaamelott, quelqu’un peut me balancer un prompt?

J’ai le cerveau qui pétarade faut m’aider

BISEXUALS ARE CONFUSED ABOUT THE WAY PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE CONFUSED ABOUT THEIR SEXUALITY.

WHY DO I WRITE IN CAPS?

I AM CONFUSED, NOW.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

bisexuals are not confused god this is like the easiest concept ever you piece of shit douchewagon why can’t you just fucking accept it it’s absolutely infuriating

buy me cute underwear and i will let u see me wearing it