Hey Everyone, I Know It's Going To Be A Busy Day For A Lot Of People, But Google Enrolled Everyone Over

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Notice how there are three cribs, one of which is bigger than the other two. This implies the existence of a superior, uber baby who tops the baby hierarchy.

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march 23rd ~ puppy day

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Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.

If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.

If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

Is having this with someone too much to ask?

long distance friendships

"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

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the original leeroy jenkins video was posted may 11th 2005… 10 years ago today… yowee