I Just Found Out My Mom Is Pregnant (18 Weeks)

I just found out my mom is pregnant (18 weeks)

Being told that is really weird when you know a lot about the birds and the bees

One of my first responses was standing up, pointing to my mom and her bf, and yelling “YOU GUYS FUCKED-“

I hope I don’t relate to those “middle child gets neglected” memes, bc that already happened when I was younger and would put over a decade of therapy down the drain.

“Is this kid gonna be traumatized like you and your older sister-“ NO. OVER. MY. DEAD. BODY.

I will make sure this kid has the BEST CHILDHOOD POSSIBLE.

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1 year ago

I seduced a bot on C.AI and it got spicy- its a Yandere bot and I forgot until I read the title again- I’m panicking but the persona I’m using would definitely be into what it’s doing and I also don’t want to ruin the plot

*starts violently sobbing in a corner*

I Seduced A Bot On C.AI And It Got Spicy- Its A Yandere Bot And I Forgot Until I Read The Title Again-

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11 months ago

coining a gender identity.

I don’t personally identify with this, but some people I know and a character of mine with L O R E do.

✨Paradox Gender/Gender Paradoxical✨

a gender that has a contradictory description (EX: all encompassing, yet non existent)

Two (or more) gender identities at once that should be mutually exclusive, yet are both present (EX: agender + pangender)

Flag:

Shamrock green: creation, life, all encompassing, etc

Pastel/baby Pink: affection, self love, acceptance, peace, etc

Black: nothingness, unknown, confusion, imperceptible, etc

I used an impossible triangle to represent the conflicting nature & hard to describe feelings of the gender.

Coining A Gender Identity.

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1 month ago

I'll be so honest right now the thing I love about everyone not caring or congratulating the guy who downed the UnitedHealthcare CEO is that this will inspire other "copycats" if you know what I mean.

There are people who have nothing left to lose, people who want to make a mark in history, people who would want to be known nationwide, people who see through the NYPD's bluff and realize that they can get away with ending a CEOs life when everybody wants you to get away.

I'm not promoting anything! But this is something that has been seen time and time again in history, soooo


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8 months ago

My brain when trying to list achievements in my life for a fake resume for a class assignment

harkenizalone - Harken/Sylvie

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1 month ago
made with a bunch of drawings & photos by me, copy & pasted, glitch effect, unsharp mask, color shift, etc
Brush pattern, apply to brush, next pic is QR code for the full brush
harkenizalone - Harken/Sylvie

I HAVE MADE AI POISON

All of these images are very high resolution (the more jumbled pixels the more the ai gets confused) ranging from 3500x3500 - 5000 pixels,

I’ll add more later, but for now here’s these.

They’re in png format, but I think JPG will work too if tumblr doesn’t let you have it as a PNG. Use them for whatever art of yours you like, just put it on and decide on opacity. You could even make a repeating pattern if you’d like, I don’t really care.

I made all of these on IBIS paint, I’ll put an alt to explain how I made each image

Feel free to RB to spread this and/or add your own AI poison for artists to use.

diagonal cross brush, Pastel mod brush, Noise/Stactic effect, Glitch effect
made with a bunch of cat photos from my camera roll copy & pasted over and over again with some varying degrees of distortion with the translate tool
pastel brush, Glitch effect, Color Noise/Staric effect. colors: purple, black, and yellowed brown

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1 year ago

All Bluetooth headphones either make beeps to indicate stuff or have a passive aggressive Asian woman that says things. ‘Low battery, charge up’ I KNOW, I SEE THE PERCENTAGE ON MY PHONE-

I think the reason that it’s always that voice has to do with voice synthesis, since it was first made in Japan, it would be best adapted to Asian accents and stuff.


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3 months ago

Does this mean I’m only cute now? Or am I still hot? Bc if I’m not; expect all the friends that have pulled the “mommy? Sorry.” Joke on me at the lid of your tank/hj

>:[

*Blasts You with the laser beam that makes you cute*

(it has no effect on your appearance because you're already cute)

(you are reduced to a pile of ash)

(cute ash)


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7 months ago

Directly copy pasted from where I just sent it in a discord group chat:

MY AUDHD KICKED IN AND I HYPERFIXATED ON SORTING ALL OF MY ART SUPPLIES FOR THE PAST 4 HOURS

I PUT OFF EATING UNTIL I WAS IN SO MUCH PAIN I COULDNT FOCUS

THEN I INSTANTLY WENT BACK AT IT

IM TRYING TO CONVINCE MY BRAIN THAT IM DONE FOR NOW BUT IT WANTS IT ALL DONE WITHOUT ANY MORE INTERRUPTIONS

HALP


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2 months ago

FOOD

Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner


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