How Chance Got Into Mafioso’s Gang.

How Your Characters Might Flirt Using Food (Because Food = Love)

Because sometimes “I love you” sounds like “did you eat?”

“I saved the last piece for you.” → Literal affection disguised as generosity.

“This isn’t as good as the one you like, but it’s close.” → Translation: I pay attention.

“Try this. No, just—trust me.” → Feeding them is flirting. End of story.

“I remembered you don’t like onions, so I left them out.” → That’s a love letter.

“I burned it. You’re eating it anyway.” → Domestic chaos = love language unlocked.

“You always steal bites, so I got you your own.” → He saw, he adapted. Soulmate.

“You’re not allowed to fall in love with anyone who cooks better than me.” → Petty? Maybe. Adorable? Absolutely.

WOWZERS sO MUCH CONTENT WOWZERS WOWZERS!1!!1!1

The Wheel of Wow!

hello everyone! happy valentine's day, happy dialtown anniversary! welcome to The Wheel Of Wow!

ao3 link here!

The Wheel Of Wow is a multimedia fic project a handful of us friends at the yaoi hivemind have had cooking for about 8 months (!) now. here's how it works:

-we took every eligible (pre-dlc) dialtown character and put them on a wheel -we spun that wheel twice, a bunch of times, to create a batch of randomly-generated ships. -and each of us picked one or two ships off that list to write a fic or draw a comic about!

we've got a total of 8 works- 6 fics and 2 comics (one of which is 15 whole pages!). these run the gamut of feelings and genres from comedy and fluff to psychological horror, true lové, and zoomaster erotica.

our final setlist is as follows:

He's All That I Want (And I Want Him So Bad) by @teruthecreator

Not The Man They Think I Am At Home by @torchichate

Why Does It Feel Like I Just Got Scammed? by @irradiatedsnakes

You Better Be Believin' by @bandtrees

Although I Have No Arms to Hold You In, a Human Passion Burns Within by @computercreature

Welcome to the ZOO! ZOO! ZOO! by @tigsbitties

Servisory, Congratulatory by @tigsbitties

There's a Dream in Everyone by @bandtrees

(+i did illustrations for every one of these!)

while these all are technically standalone, the order is very deliberate! we HIGHLY recommend you read them all in order as they're presented on ao3.

the fic overall is rated as mature- the explicitness rating is abouuut as raunchy as dialtown itself gets, but there's some heavy stuff in there at points. each fic will have relevant content warnings and tags listed at the beginning.

this project is an absolute labor of love and i'm so proud to be a part of it. everyone's done such an incredible job, i'm really excited for you all to see it!

happy valentine's day!!! enjoy!!!

Randy jade Randy jade Randy jade

Remember when I said she had no information? Well, she does now.

Hmmm I kinda like her... Yesss... Yesss... My 2857284 DT ocs (only 4/7 of which I've actually drawn) goooo lalalalala

Shes also smart in computer things and tweaked her own head in ways to benefit her, in what type of ways? I am still unsure of, as I myself am as good at computers as a cockroach painted blue. There's nothing special about the cockroach, it just got painted blue. Cucaracha azul. Might colour her in some time !

OLIVER SWIFT wOOHOO PLEAAASEEE 🙏🙏🙏🙏

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

Oliver: "Aww sickk! Im fully painted now!!

Karen: "You're fully painted?? I don't even have ARMS!"

Oliver: "Well atleast your head is painted?"

Karen: "I STILL CAN'T SEE."

Also, Oliver's got articulated arms! (only his right arm tho cauz i messed up on the left one) (p.s this is actually my first time working w/ clay+acrylic paint and this whole typa thang in general!)

I posted in my status, "shit i forgor to eat god" WHICH WAS A TYPOO i meant to say 'good' but now that sentence seems to me like a Gingi thing t' do... Just a tad...

It also remind me of this:

Dear shower havers,

HOW THE HELL DO YOU ADJUST THE THING TO HE THEBCORRECT TEMPERATURE??? I BE OUT HERE TURNIN THE KNOB THANG TO THE LEFT A LIL THEN 5 SECONDS LATER TO THE RIGHT A BIT

and repeat.

until the shower ends.

is this not the definition of medieval torture?

PLEASE

Theres either scorching burn marks across my back or suddenly im Anna in the Frozen 1 movie

i love this so much hehe

this thing

To cleanse you of a certain Anon ask,

How did you discover Dialtown?

(a totally not egocentric ask)

I was... Scrollin t'...hru...c.ai.... and saw... object heads... mybeloved.... and then i asked... a CERTAIN friiend o mine...