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Emergency Gotham News

The Wayne charity gala in honor of Jason Todd's return after being in witness protection was attacked by the Joker and the youngest Wayne,Damian Wayne, is being held at gun point.

The news lady puts a hand over her ear

We just got confirmation that one of our Videographer where able to patch us through.

(A video pops up zooming in it shows the fallowing):

The Joker,on the left, with the gun pointed at Damian and on the right you can clearly see Bruce Wayne. With each of the other official and non-official Wayne kids being held by two henchmen each.

Joker:--Oh look where is your knight in shining armor now?

Bruce *yelling*: What do you want? (As the Joker puts the gun closer to Damian's head)

Joker: I herd from a little birdy that you and my batsy where together. Now I can't have that now can I? So I decided that for every five minutes it takes for Batsy to show I will kill one of your kides and the Grand Finale? Yo-

He was cut of by a sharp punch to the face by non other then Bruce Wayne,Gotham's Prince.

Bruce Wayne: Not my kids you, Bitch

It was silent for a second before all hell went lose

All the Wayne kids suddenly started to attack the henchman that where holding them, while Bruce looked Damian over and then pulled him behind him.

When everything cleared on the screen you could clearly see and hear Bruce fussing over his children and then he breathed a sign of relief. It the now totaly silent room the only thing that was herd was,"Thank God I listened to Alfred when he said to take those Taekwondo lessons when I was in Korea last month."

Live video Ended

I am bored so what are some headcanons you have about the Batfamily?

I want to b come successful so I have every blogging The Employee Jelly.

Sorry for the long wait! New batch of kitty Batfam charms are now available!!!

Bruce, Jason, Dick, Damian, Tim and now Duke and Cass!

You can get them here in my new shop!

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Started reading @halothenthehorns Pjo reading fics How Do You Say Gods and i got really into it and decided to draw how them are on the room around the last olympian books.

Hope you enjoy!!!

Btw below is the drawing lighter so you can see the kids outfit better ^^

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lil bit more angst<3 (simpler art style than my other vid bc lazy) context: batfam kids go back in time and need help from a young Tim Drake to get back to the future, they find him talking to Jason's grave about how being robin is going and how he is trying his best to make his predecessor proud despite knowing he will never be able to fill the whole Jason left behind. (might write a fanfic abt this if I feel motivated) #fyp #fypシ゚viral #fypage #batfam #timdrake #jasontodd #redhood #redrobin #robin #batman #nightwing #richardgrayson #cass #steph #stephaniebrown #duke #timdrakerobin #timdrakefanart #jasontoddrobin #angst #sad #cry #teehee #greenscreenvideo

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BABY TIM DRAKE ANGST‼️‼️ context: I hc that while Tim stalked Bm and Robin he saw how good good they seemed to be together and it made him realize they he will never have a relationship with his parents because they are never really around. #tindrake #timdrakerobin #timdrakeredrobin #jasontodd #jasontoddrobin #batmam #robin #brucewayne #bruciewayne #DC #dccomics #angst #nightwing #batfam #sad #headcanon #fypage #fypシ゚viral #fyp

Tim stalked Batman and Robin he saw how good good they seemed to be together and it made him realize they he will never have a relationship with his parents because they are never really around.

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Also •-• for Cass 🤭 yes

Epic! AU but... But it's Batman.

Batman is Ody, duh.

Either Selina or Talia is Penelope, take your pick. Personally prefer Talia, but make your cup of tea however you like it.

(Though Talia as Circe/ Calypso is also a solid win.)

Bruce's crew can be the Justice League... They all di--

The gods stay because they're canon in the DC universe.

Telemachus though? Oh... Oh... HAHAHAHA--

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Siren: Come play with me and our daughters!

Bruce:

Bruce: My real wife knows I have only ONE DAUGHTER AND FIVE SONS--

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Bruce, about to leave for war, holding all six of his smol children: I don't have enough hands...

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The suitors (probably the rogues lets be fr): I heard the prince is on a diplomatic mission--

Other rogue: Which one?

First rogue: Uh... The small one.

Another suitor: There's like, two small ones.

Other rogue: And has anyone seen the princess???

Cass, who's been being trained in secret by Athena, watching them closely: •-•

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Jason, pointing at a picture of Bruce: That b!tch is dead!

Bruce from the shadows:

Tim: No, he's not! I WENT ON A F%#&$% BOAT AND EVERYTHING JASON, DO YOU KNOW HOW SEA SICK I GOT!? I WENT AND SAW OTHER KINGS AND S%@&!!! HE'S ALIVE!!!

Dick: It's been twenty years--

Damian: Mother believes he's living.

Tim: Listen here, energy drinks haven't been invented yet and I am THIS CLOSE!

Duke: I'm with Tim. No way did he die.

Cass: He cannot die.

Jason: I'm so done with this family...

Dick: Shouldn't you be the first to believe in coming back from the dead?

Jason: Oh, I believe he's come back, but THEY'RE NOT ADMITTING HE DIED IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Bruce, to Talia: Will you fall in love with me again?

Talia, gently cupping his cheek:

Talia: You committed murder?

Bruce, with shame: Yes...

Talia: Bed. Now.

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ALTERNATIVELY:

Bruce, to Selina: Will you fall in love with me again?

Selina, inhaling sharply: I've been waiting TWENTY YEARS, Bruce--

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Bruce, back from war, trying to hold all of his grown children: I don't have enough hands...

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BONUS:

Bruce: So, what have I missed?

Dick: Oh, uh...

Jason: I died and came back to life.

Tim: I have a boyfriend. He worships Dionysus.

Damian: I befriended the deceased Kent's youngest.

Duke: I don't need to answer that question.

Cass: Received training from your old mentor.

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So I’ve been introduced to the “Blinky is Jim’s biological dad” AU and I fell in love with the idea of Blinky showing up as a John Doe at the same hospital Barbara is working at. They meet here and there as the hospital monitors and tries to figure out what to do with him since he has no memory of where he’s from and no one has claimed to know him.

He takes on the name James Lake and gets settled into a new life in Arcadia. Barbara becomes a dear friend to him and she frequently comes over to try his cooking (a hobby he picks up after he becomes enamored with food and flavors). Within a couple years they’re married with a beautiful little boy.

When James disappears on Jim’s fifth birthday, Barbara’s conflicted. Part of her wants to be angry at him for up and leaving while another part of her wonders if his memories came back and he left to return to his old life. Or maybe he went out and something happened that made him lose himself, again, and now he’s wondering around some other place with no idea he has a wife and son waiting for him. Regardless of why he disappeared, it’s still heartbreaking and hardly makes it any easier when he shows up in her house years later acting like he doesn’t know what his own name is or that Jim’s his son.

Other thoughts on this AU:

I like the “Jim shows certain troll-like traits as he grows up like clinging to his parents and eating questionable items” thing

Jim decides one Halloween to be a troll warrior and Blinky helps him make his costume. He adds the extra arms even though he can’t for the life of him remember seeing trolls depicted like that in any of the shows Jim watches or the books they read to him

When he first wakes up, Blinky has a strange appetite that, like in the show, causes him a lot of stomach issues. After he’s introduced to better foods, he decides he’ll occupy his time with exploring recipes and flavors

One day Aaarrrgghh catches Blinky’s scent and follows it back to the Lake home. He inherently knows that the man in the window is Blinky - the scent leads to him and the voice matches perfectly to his friend. He doesn’t tell anyone in Troll Market nor does he interfere with the life Blinky has seemingly made for himself. Instead, he watches over the family even after Blinky returns to troll form

Blinky doesn’t really question why Aaarrrgghh makes a point to check up on this one specific human family and after a couple visits he elects to leave his friend to it on his own. The larger troll never explains his attachment to them, but Blinky trusts his friend has his reasons

When Blinky is turned back into a human and Barbara reveals who he was before, he ends up staying with Jim and Barbara in hopes of awakening some of his memories. It works, gradually, and he and Barbara are able to rekindle their relationship

Instead of Jim simply taking Blinky back to Troll Market when he pauses time, he brings both his parents back to his house - they’re gonna have to tell his mom the truth eventually and she already saw the transformation.