RPers, Please Reblog This If You’re Ok With Para Responses That Don’t Include Dialogue.

@iixesha started ♡ "death doesn't come to someone like me very easily,"

Taliyah paused her eating , Ekko's dramatic words filling her ears . Since when was he here ? The woman look up , wiping some spaghetti sauce from her face .

" Ekko ? When did you get here . . ? . . . Want some spaghetti ? " Taliyah smiled nervously , patting to the spot next to her on the ground . " Ya know I understand that , right ? "

“Shit I Overheard at my Law Firm” Sentence Starters

“Just read this fucker and take it to court.”

“Tone down your depositions, A-hole.” 

“He may be a buffoon and a fool, but by God he was innocent.”

*grumble grumble* “Sexist bastards.” 

“I don’t want to come into work without teeth!”

“That asshole better stop fucking with my client or else I’m gonna…”

“There are only two pears left. I’m naming them Adam and Eve.”

“Organic seaweed? What the hell is organic seaweed?”

“You asking me fishing?… fuck YES I’m there!”

“When the weather gets hot, I just step out on my back porch and pour water over my head for an hour or two. Works every time.”

“He is an artist. Use of Comic Sans in legal documents is his creative outlet.”

“Throw some Wingdings on that shit.”

“What does a person have to do to get a fucking cob salad around here?” 

“I’m trying to decide if I should go insane and body-pump or go home and sleep.”

“You can’t just ring a bell, un-ring it, and then ring it again.”

“We lost. We lost big time. But it’s okay. I’m good. It’s cool. I’ve got whiskey. I’m good.”

*applying lipstick to go to the gym* “What kind of a crazy woman wears lipstick to the gym??”

“Are you going to shut up and FISH today?” 

“Do you know of any pet friendly cafes? I’m meeting an attorney tomorrow and he’ll have his non-service hunting dog along. Don’t ask why.”

“Publicly, I agree. Personally, I think it’s chickenshit.”

“Keto diet? Is that like for chemo? Ohmygod do you have cancer?!??”

“I don’t have a circle on mine. Where’s my circle?”

“Don’t judge my printouts. Paper is a renewable resource.”

“The stapler has been compromised.” 

“You know that one case? The one with the person from the company whose doing some crazy stuff?”

“I wasn’t fishing. I was lawyer-ing. Much less exciting.”

“For a priest, he’s kind of an asshole.”

“Brownies and bourbon? Sounds like my kinda party!”

“I got a bottle of whiskey calling my name so I may not be back here tomorrow morning or ever.”

hello! this is a new roleplay blog for Garen Crownguard from League Of Legends, coming back after a long hiatus from a different account.

please Like or Reblog if you’re interested in interacting so i can check out your blog!

back on my bullshit

Reblog this if your muse suffers from PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder).

Eyo! Forgot to mention, but this blog is OPEN to shipping! For Taliyah, there is quite literally a list of people who I've done ship role-plays with. What are some? Darius, Sett, Ezreal, Ekko, Sylas, Qiyana, even people from other fandoms! Off the top of my head, I can list at least twelve characters who have done something romantic with her. Feel free to drop into my DMs for some plotting or discussing! One sided love, enemies to lovers, forbidden love, childhood sweethearts, fake relationship turned real, I'm open. Only thing I'm hesitant about is abusive relationships, but there's a whole AU that proves I'll do those too.

She's malleable, and so am I! ♡

I am moving to @lexiemusing

I STAN

WE MUST DO THIS

TALIYAH LOOKS GORGEOUS

soooo uh. kipo season 2 huh

mutuals can rb.

I am moving to @lexiemusing

Anon asked ☆ What's your favorite rock?

" Oh God , does it have to be just ONE ? " A stone mage . Taliyah loved most rocks , because why was she supposed to hate them ? They looked gorgeous , they obeyed her commands , and they're always there for her . Rocks were like — her best friend !

Is that weird ? It's starting to sound weird .

The young woman put a finger to her lip in thought . " My favorite to look at . . . Would either be a fire opal , bismuth , or a rose quartz geode . My favorite to fight with is definitely any rock that would cause pain . I'm not picky ! "