Im Gonna Tickle You 😼😼😼

Happy anniversary of almost dying in my mother's womb but surviving 🎂🎂🎂

more banana fish headcannons bc why not🍌🐟

Yut lung is obsessed with dress to impress, but he plays a lot of videogames overall. He spends most Saturdays playing COD with sing over call, telling song to "fucking kill yourself" when they both die. He also loves bullying children in VR chat!

Shorter didn't know how to swim until summer I'm Cape cod, and he almost drown. Several times.

As a kid ash was obsessed with cowboys and so Griffin made him a makeshift horsey out of a twig and an old sock.

Blanca does checks on Ash over the web every few years and whenever he reads an article about some crime he committed he reacts like a proud father.

Jessica loves Cher so much that she dresses up as her for holloween most years. She also absolutely loves Madonna and Lady Gaga. She would definitely be that one straight woman at a gay bar trying to be friends with all of the guys ( very annoying, but there's an endearing quality to her as well)

Ibe had been previously married, and divorced several times. He's a hopeless romantic and realizes that he's probably made a mistake when it's way too late. He also previously knew Eijis mom in highschool, but they were separated after college and just simply growing up. They weren't too close but were definitely friends.

Eijis little sister is four years younger that him, and she is obsessed with idols and wants to be one.

Ash is constantly cold, Eiji is constantly breaking a sweat.

Shorter often gets so immersed in things that he forgets to take care of his basic needs. Lucky for him, he has a wonderful friend who tells him "take a shower you smell like shit" when he forgets ( bet you can guess who)<3

Ashs favorite movie is Romeo + Juliet, Eijis is transformers, Shorters fast and the furious, sings is detective Pikachu, and yut lungs is white chicks.

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calling me by my tumblr username in the school hallway is like calling me by my government name in a hacker discord server

feeling conflicted about bobs death. Part of me was always expecting it, but I always hoped he would get help. Rest in peace Bob, you drumming brought joy to millions.

since it's Valentine's Day soon and I'm single, I thought that I would document all my relationship icks about men (don't have any for women, women are always wonderful)

I hate guys who fetishize emo/ alt people. Just cause I want a choker doesn't mean I'm into kinky shit. ( One time these random ass guys called me good girl and I cringed so fucking hard my body hurt)

Sorry babe you got a like anime or at least be neutral and if you insult shoujo Istg

Tall men. Y'all are really cool to be friends with but too intimidating as a 5'1" girlie.

Men who aren't silly I LOVE SILLY LITTLE GUYS AGHHHH

blond guys. Y'all slay but not for me, I prefer black/ dark brown hair.

Crossing boundaries, self explanatory

Homophobes/transphobes, general ass holes

Men who make fun of your weight ( I'm not fat, but I'm def not super skinny and overall I don't wanna hear a boy insult anybody for their weight)

Country music

Bonus, my SINGULAR ick for women

Don't be a bitch. That simple

ughhhhhhh I don't want to leave my banana fish hyperfixation yet I've been rewatching madoka magica and I NEED NEED NEED DOOMED YURI!!!!

FUCK YEAH got my tickets for NJ AND MA

Last night I was watching old reruns of Jersey Housewives. So much happens in just one episode of reality TV it's insane WYM MOST THESE PEOPLE HAVE CRIMINAL RECORDS?!!

I LOVE TRASHY 2000'S AND 2010'S REALITY TV IT'S SO GOOD

WHY WERE THE VIBES PEAK?!

THEY JUST DON'T MAKE STUFF LIKE THIS ANYMORE

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