Fucking Me When I Go Out With My Friends

tony stark loves peter parker and just want to protect him

when tony meets peter, he shows interest in him, he tries to find out if peter is a good person, before recruiting him 

peter was already spiderman and tony just gave him more protection with a new suit

he believes in him when no one does

he brings peter into fight because he thinks captain wouldn’t hurt him, and he hoped they wouldn’t have to fight

after all the sufferings he’s been through, after being betrayed, after seeing his parents get murdered, and after being left alone in siberia, the first thing he does is taking peter home

tony is scared for peter, so he creates him a suit with everything he might need, to protect him

he puts a parachute in his suit because he saw pepper and rhodey almost die falling, and doesn’t want it to happen to peter

he puts a heater in his suit so that peter is not to suffer the cold as it happened to him

he puts a tracker to be able to find peter wherever he is, because he knows what it’s like to be lost

he puts the baby-monitor protocol to be able to watch over him and act if something goes wrong

and an ai to help and support him

tony didn’t just “put a instant kill mode in a 15 years old child’s suit”, he protected this mode with the training wheels protocol that peter broke

he takes care of peter, he often asks happy how peter is

and listens to the messages he leaves him

he watches over him, protects him, saves him, he asks him to stay away from danger..

he wants him to concentrate on his studies, he suggests to get him into MIT

tony’s arm is shaking because he’s about to have an anxiety attack because he’s scared for peter ( it breaks my heart )

he supports peter

his dad never gave him support so he tries to break the cycle and be there for peter, he doesn’t want to reproduce his father’s mistakes

tony listens to peter, and calls the FBI as soon as peter warns him about the villains

peter made a mistake he almost got himself killed and other people so tony takes the suit back

he wants to teach him to take responsibility for his actions

he would feel so guilty if anything happens to peter, he don’t NEED that on his conscience. he already blames himself for so much things, even when it’s not his fault..

and he doesn’t want peter to have to live with deaths on his conscience. people always blame him and he always blames himself for everything, he doesn’t want peter to live the suffering he’s going through

when peter proves that he is ready, that he has learned from his mistakes, and learned that he can be a hero without the suit, tony offers him to become an avenger and gives him the suit back

HE LOOKS SO PROUD OF PETER 

how can people say things like “protect peter from tony”?? tony is the best thing that could happen to peter. he’s the best mentor he could have had. he loves peter so much and does everything to protect him

Let me die

peter parker has been dead for 3 months

Yeah same

Lol even if they do “kill off” tony imma just refuse to believe it

I’m wheezing

Peter: so if Thor Odinson is son of Odin are you

Peter: Sam, son of Wil?

Sam: oh my god

*a few moments later*

Peter: Bruce, ner of Ban

Bruce: excuse me?

*later*

Peter: Natasha, off of Roman

Nat: what?

*much later*

Peter: *eyes snap open at 1am*

Peter:

Peter:

Peter: Peter, ker of Par

I can’t stress this enough

quick guide for my fellow non-muslims: ask your muslim pal what they think of saudi arabia. if they tell you anything other than “id love to visit our holy places makkah & madinah but id throw hands with any member of the royal family On Sight if God gives me the opportunity” call them out on their bullshit. saudi arabia’s regime is the complete opposite of what our Prophet (pbuh) preached and is literally the furthest thing from the og islamic state (630-660). any muslim that supports their policies is fucking terrible at being muslim.

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Frennemies prompt

Inspired by this and this post :

So I had a shitty day today (my sister is moving out and it’s killing me because I fucking love my siblings) so I went to the Ironstrange tag to cheer up a bit and I found two posts (links are above) very amusing and it gave me an idea. So what if Stephen and Steve are like frennemies because they both have a crush on Tony? In the beginning they won’t stand each other but eventually they’ll bond trough their attempt to sabotage one another. Since I ship Ironstrange it’ll end with Ironstrange for me but if there’s Stony shippers out there y’all totally can end it with Stony I’m a pacifist shipper. The only condition is to bring a lot of humor AND NO BASHING !

Idk it probably sounds dumb but the idea made me smile.

It’s stunning !!! Good job!

190418 - dionysus