“Korean Police… Are Trustworthy.”

pushes him off his segway

              ❛    WHY           ?!   what’s wrong with you ?!    ❜    

me:        thought swdbs was a cutesy rom-com swdbs:  sudden change 2 kidnapping and murder

EAT ME OUT JANNAH

MUNCH MUNCH PUNCH BITCH AGSHDJDKDK

suburden.

he  was  sure  that  would  be    FOOL  PROOF    usually  the  whole  over  dramatic  and  poetic  thing  worked     —     maybe  he  can  show  him  his  rock  collection?     he  did  have  one  that  looked  like  a  heart.         ‘     if  ya’  want  flowers    …      i  can   —-    uh    …     get  you  some  weeds  from  my  backyard  ?     ‘

         ❛    HMMM              I GUESS I CAN’T  be too picky with people with less money.   what’s that saying now ?  ahhh yeah…          it’s the thought that counts.    ❜     he’s anticipating a punchline to finish it off,    a frolicsome look suffused within the crevices of his countenance.   in the mean time,  he’ll play along with giving as GOOD as he’s getting.

waves @ him hi :)

   new phone who dis

me: gets a starter based around his segway for the 849583490th time me:

fallfoul replied to your post: WHY ARE WE EVEN SURPRISED THO LIKE OFC HE HAS...

me: o ya ‘segway hoe’ must b some kind of joke me, now: oh my god it’s not a joke

I’TS NOT A J OK E IM LITERALLY DYING HE HAS THEM PRESENTED NEATLY UP ON HIS WINDOW SILL 

                ❛    HERE,   PHOTOCOPY THIS FOR ME  and give the original copy back to the development team...            ❜    he trails off amidst a tumultuous flurry that is unaccustomed to the usual norm.  it’s invariably busy towards the establishment of a new game design and everyone in the building,  even min-hyuk himself,  who claims to only work twice a week,  proves themselves as industrious.  the ambiance is tense,  but effervescent,  unorthodox for a working environment.

                A TENUOUS PINCH STRUCTURES ITSELF between his brows,  scrutinizing the man diligently.  strange...   he wasn’t aware that his company was recruiting any new people.  although, he might have left it in the hands of his secretary,  but he doesn’t seem to have any recollection of it.     ❛     are you new ?  i’ve not seen you around before...   you know where the development team is,  right ?   can you find your way back into my office from there ?      ❜ 

&*  @cchilyoja  !

[ throws a pen at his head then runs off ]

❛    OW !  THAT COULD’VE   seriously hurt me…  what if i had been knocked unconscious ?  your strength is no joke !    ❜