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“You know you’re always ready to fight. There’s no way I would believe you if you said otherwise.”

“Even if I could have chosen to do things differently, I wouldn’t. Not after everything else.”

“You can’t be that dense. Of course I love you.”

“Will you stop talking to the shadows? One of them might follow you home.”

“I’ve never demanded perfection, mostly because I know it doesn’t exist.”

“I was waiting for a chance to ask you to dance with me, but you were gone.”

Harry: No need to call me ‘sir’, Professor

Meanwhile in the afterlife: 

James:

Sirius:

Lily:

And when Remus heard about it:

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

I have to admit something. Having siblings is a blessing, but it is also cruel. What do you mean I have to live 18 years of my life with them and then just walk away? Go into the world and live as an adult and make plans in order to see them? Live in a house on my own, not having to hide the remote or wake up earlier in the morning in order to use the bathroom first? What kind of fuckery is this? There is a possibility that I won’t even be within driving distance from them? I spend 18 years with them, laughing, crying, arguing, cheering, fighting and making all kinds of memories only to have to walk away from seeing them everyday?

I know that this isn’t always the case, that I can also see my siblings every day once I am an adult too. But to have to make plans in order to do so? To check if they are available to go grab a coffee or watch a movie? It seems so weird and a bit cruel to me. How can we go from seeing each other constantly to living far away from each other? It seems so strange...

Buck: *grinning through his clenched teeth* In all of LA we end up at the same restaurant at the same time?

Eddie: *closes find my friends app on his phone* What a coincidence!!!

Three exclamations because we all heard how loud Eddie was talking in that small restaurant

choosing to ignore most of that episode but it’s objectively hysterical that buck and athena steal the SD card and go to the smartest person they know bc she must have whatever super high tech is needed to look at the pictures and then karen just. plugs the card into her laptop

Makes my heart flutter