Every Time I Want To Start A Tarot Reading I Yawn Like Crazy Like What Is This Biology

Me: *got locked out of my bedroom* oh no

My Virgo Mars ass: while waiting for help let's sweep and mop the floor at least you'll get something done

why ive been getting a headache lately like i can't even use my laptop for more than 3 hours now?? come on

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

It's 8 AM and 5 minutes after waking up and I'm already annoyed with several people

just because I say they might do X for Y reason, it doesn't mean I believe X should be done for Y reason, it doesn't mean I think X should only be done for Y reason, and it doesn't mean Y is the only reason possible for X.

a lot of people argue against shit that wasn't even said and doesn't fucking exist.

people taking your analysis of a situation and report of other people's pov as your personal opinion and beliefs really spike my stress level

Me, these past few days, dealing with things suddenly appearing and disappearing:

Maybe forcing myself to read books every day for 66 days and do nothing else will fix my shitty concentration span

If I got money every time I fixed people's references I would have been rich. Many of these people cannot be taught either.

Why does it seem like people's idea of a strong woman is someone who is not feminine and who doesn't want love and wants to be single forever

ah man the scammers have started calling my new number. I've just recently updated my online accounts info... that's probably why... but the problem is idk which website it was that leaked my number 🫠.

I'm genuinely sick of this. I had to change my previous number because of a stupid gov app that leaked my number to scammers. Have got 50+ scam calls throughout the years bro. It was insanely annoying.