i love making tumblr posts bcuz you never know if it’s been made before. like. we all share one braincell and half the time satan uses it to wipe his ass and accidentally flushes it down the toilet
“imagine caring so much about fiction” imagine being so lame that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love with art and stories
bailiff: ALL RISE FOR THE JUDGE
judge: *enters*
judge: yesssss queen slay
If this is works, it’s the first time since December 27, 2023
Happiness Will Come To You.
Please tell me I’m not the only one
2012 TMNT:
Weird, tiny, mushy brain guys put into robot skins that don’t know how to use grammar
2020/Rise TMNT:
Giant, sadistic, bloodthirsty brain aliens who can counteract the entire Hamato Clan’s ninpo with a flick and are weirdly British
ROTTMNT really got the worse end of the deal
😭
so I was explaining to the kids in my class that anything that ends in -us’s plural form is “-i”. they all processed it in silence until five minutes later, one goes, “walri?”
i just.
me: I need to do my home work at 8
me: I need to do my home work at 8
me: I need to do my home work at 8
*8 passes*
me: . . .
me: I need to do my home work at 9
Deku: *yawns*
Bakugo: yeah, being pretty must be tiring
Deku: *tilts head* then you must be exhausted
Bakugo: *blushes furiously*
Hi! Nice to meet you! I am nonbinary, my pronouns are they/them. I have a LOT of fandoms. Hope to see you around! Never forget: you are worth it.
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