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FINALLY someone understands my deep hatred of red delicious apples

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

I don’t think I can physically be sad over Techno when I know he’s invading Wilbur’s dreams just to call him a loser

I’ve been playing around with this recipe for a bit now and I’ve finally got it just the way I want it! 

The original in Heroes’ Feast is still amazing, but I’ve always felt it could be a little closer to how I’d want a typical cup of hot cocoa. So, for two mugs you’ll need:

1/4 cup (30 g) cocoa powder

1/4 tsp. (1 g) cardamom powder

<1/4 tsp. (<1 g) cinnamon powder

~2 tsp. (9 g) light brown sugar

pinch kosher salt

1/2 cup water

2 1/2 cups (600 ml) whole milk

The directions stay pretty much the same from the original. But here’s a few new things I found:

You’re basically making a chocolate sauce in the first step and it takes about 7 mins from turning on the heat. Whisk until you get to the point where, when you stop, the ‘sauce’ will bubble immediately on its own. That’s when you start the 2 minute timer before adding the milk (keep whisking). Click ‘Keep Reading’ for the pic (else this update is WAY too long).

Haven’t gotten the hang of telling when the milk is scalded by looking at it, but 7 - 10 mins gets it there. If you notice it’s kinda starting to boil, take it off the heat immediately.

The vanilla extract from the original recipe adds a lot of unexpected sweetness. So if you really like the original recipe, but want it less sweet, i suggest cutting out the vanilla along with cutting back on the sugar.

What my chocolate sauce looked like before adding the milk:

Hot Cocoa Broth

“Rumored to be the result when a Halfling mage cast wish to find the perfect fireside beverage, this salty, sweet, and spicy cocoa creation tickles every part of the soul.“ - Heroes’ Feast, p. 188

There’s nothing quite as special as a steaming cup of hot chocolate after an afternoon at the skating rink. Rich and warm - it’s the perfect drink to bring life back to freezing fingers and toes.

Full of chocolaty-deliciousness and a kick of cinnamon, the Hot Cocoa Broth from Heroes’ Feast is like having a Starbucks hot chocolate at home at a fraction of the cost (plus you don’t have to trudge through the snow to get it)!

If you’re looking for a snack to go with it, try out some Gingerbread cookies, Earl Grey cookies, or Cranberry-Banana muffins!

And don’t forget to VOTE in the unofficial 2021 Heroes’ Feast Gingerbread showcase! The winner will be announced on December 24th!

See below for my notes on the results and for some helpful tips and tricks when making this yourself! Get Heroes’ Feast here: https://dnd.wizards.com/heroes-feast

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