Holy Fuck

@chaotic-conquest

mario while the passionate pianta mafia love subplot unfolded in front of him

Hello to all of the lurkers out there!

Aroaces need this

Reblog if you believe Tumblr should add the aroace colors to the aroace hastag. Make this a trend to get their attention

I hate that this could work

Modern vampire fiction: Vampires are scheming masterminds whose plots cannot be fathomed by mortal man.

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1897): Most people become mindless animals when they turn into vampires; Dracula is exceptional in that he retained any intelligence at all, but he's still dumb as hell, and his schemes literally only work because he's rich.

I cheered when I read about what happened to Dark King Grütmore’s Edge of Annihilation. When I was little my dad had a sword he got from a program like this.

It’s mine now and I love it

Concept: cursed blade rehabilitation center. Destroying a sentient weapon is expensive and highly unethical, so adventurers bring them to the center where highly trained staff can care for them and eventually find them forever homes. It turns out most cursed weapons are products of trauma and are not strictly evil themselves. Some blades turn out to be fiercely protective companions. Others don't even want to be weapons at all, finding joy in simple work like blacksmithing or farming. Most blades just need to be loved.

@chaotic-conquest look loook floofy dog. Floofy dog next to a ally. Look at the floofy boi

Neil! You said you were walking YOUR DOG. I still feel cheated you didn’t brought YOUR DOG to tumblr yet! We want to meet YOUR DOG. DOG DOG DOG

(I bet it’s a really good dog)

He is the best dog. But he is a bit big.

He is the one on the left.

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

@disappointed-by-lack-of-soup

extremely important image

fun facts about sharks