HE DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER 🙏💔 JUST A LIL DOUGH MAN TRYNNA SURVIVE WITH HIS FRIENDS 😔

I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT EP ˚.⋆

He’s stretchy! He’s funny! He’s silly! He’s gummy! D-O-E-Y!! Doey!!

He's my personal antidepressant

they make me so fucking happy

Shufflemancy Readings

Status: OPEN

Hello, beautiful people! My name is Kay :)

Welcome to my page. I practice shufflemancy and reality shifting. If you would like a reading for your shifting journey, DR, or anything reality shifting related, this is the place to be.

Before ordering, please read this post. 🫶

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Rules

This is a safe space, so be polite and open minded

Payment must be made before submitting order form.

I am allowed to deny any reading if you do not follow the rules.

I do not do pregnancy, career, health, or other major life decision readings.

Please remember! This is a reading, not a fanfic, know you may not hear exactly what you want to hear. There are no refunds.

Be patient. You can expect most readings within two to three weeks. If you have not received your order when I told you to expect it, please reach out.

The only other thing I ask is for feedback after your reading :)

The Menu

General shifting

Shifting guidance $5.55

Your overall shifting journey $7.77

Desired Realities

How you are perceived in your DR $7.77

Your every day DR life $7.77

Your DR self lore $7.77

Advice from your DR self $7.77

Channeled message from DR self $10.10

Channeled message from someone in your DR (will need the name and pronouns of the person your message is from)$10.10

Channeled DR playlist

5 songs $2.22

10 songs $5.55

15 songs $7.77

Desired Reality S/O

Please include your S/O’s name in your DM

How your s/o perceives you $7.77

Channeled message from your s/o $10.10

Channeled playlist from your s/o (10 songs) $5.55

Your s/o's love language $7.77

Channeled letter from s/o (two to three full page letter) $15.15

Desired Reality S/O 18+ Spicy

Will need to include your S/O’s name and pronouns in your DM

Your s/o’s fantasies about you $7.77

What about you turns them on $7.77

General channeled spicy message from S/O $10.10

Packages

DR s/o package $20

Learn how your s/o sees you, the future they want with you, their love language, and a channeled message from them

Spicy package $20

Learn your s/o’s fantasies about you, how they are in bed, their turn on’s, how they turn you on, a channeled spicy message from them

Shifting journey package $20

This package tells you where you are currently on your journey, where you will be, and where you were. Learn what is currently working and what isn’t. What advice does your higher self need you to know to help you shift, and a channeled message from your higher self.

Build-a-Package $25

This package allows you to pick up to four of the options given. This is also a great way to ask multiple individualized questions. Options: how your friends perceive you, how your s/o perceives you, how your family perceives you, message from D/R person, spicy message, what’s working/whats not, your s/o’s ideal future together, quirks about your DR self, quirks about you that your s/o finds adorable, how to connect with your DR self, what your s/o is holding back, what you’re holding back, shifting advice, 10 song channeled playlist, individual question(s), DR lore

Add ons

Something you want isn’t listed? You can order individual question. Dm me and we’ll put a price on it together :)

fucking canon

since requests are open could I request smoke session headcanons with sally face? I sent an ask about it before but it wasn't a request, if you remember :)

take your time and it's okay if you don't write them

SMOKING WITH SAL FISHER AND LARRY JOHNSON

ahh yes !! i remember <3 I just HAD to write these for larry too so I hope that's alright (anyway guys don't do drugs, I feel like I'm obliged to say that 😎)

also just the thought of hugging sally and him smelling like cologne mixed with weed?? I need that

SAL FISHER

━ smoking sessions with sally usually take place up in the treehouse that literally only your friend group goes into. and ever since, the two of you like decorating the place and making it more cozy by adding some comfortable furniture

━ he isn't the laughing type, he doesn't get all giggly over everything you say or do. rather, he's calm because for once his head goes silent. but he'd definitely be amused if you were the type who found everything funny – it would make him smile and feel good. he's definitely the type who NEEDS company when he's high, otherwise it isn't a good experience for him because he could get paranoid

━ it's during these moments that the filter in his brain turns off for a while. he can't help but gaze over at you and watch the way the smoke hovers over your face when you exhale. he's more obvious with his feelings, becoming more touchy as the high hits and suddenly he finds himself leaning onto your body, relishing the comfort of being next to you.

━ he stares at you so much, just observing you. he has always found you very attractive, but god, your beauty is enhanced even more when he's high. he admires every single feature you hold

"you're so beautiful." sally says, looking up at you while he rests his head on your lap. you were with your back hitting the wooden wall because your body would surely fall over if you weren't stabilized by something.

you smiled widely and shook your head, "nah man, you're just high. your visions probably blurred." that applied to you, whenever you turned your head, everything felt like it was being slowed down.

sally shook his head, tickling your thighs with his blue strands of hair. "hey, I mean it." he then pushed his body up, looking right into your now lidded and relaxed eyes. he could no longer tell if the feeling of his heart pounding against his ribcage was because of the weed, or because of how you made him feel

━ the type who learns how to do tricks with the smoke !! if you ask, he'll teach you how to do some of them. and of course, he'll beg you to teach him any of the ones that you know.

━ he has the advantage of hiding that he's high really well because he usually has his mask on, but he still goes the extra mile to show that he is NOT high when he is. like when you two walk through the hallway practically leaning onto each other because you guys can't walk correctly. of course you had to bump into lisa cleaning something right?

"oh I haven't seen you two all day! be careful okay, I've been mopping so it might be slippery."

sal immediately tried to stand up straight, gulping before speaking to try and make his voice sound clear. "yeah, thanks." and as soon as you're walking away he's clinging onto you and asking if he sounded normal

━ he takes care of you really well !! he knows when you're at your limit and won't let you go overboard. and if you end up feeling sick then he'll be right by your side asking what you need and doing everything he can to make you feel better. you don't have to worry about "ruining" his high or anything, he just wants you to be okay

LARRY JOHNSON

━ he's so fun to get high with. he has a mixture of everything. the deep conversations that leave the two of you emotionally vulnerable and questioning life? check! chaotic karaoke as you two struggle to get your slurred voices out and eventually end up falling onto the floor? check!

━ HE GETS THE MUNCHIES like literally every five minutes he goes over to open his empty fridge and he comes back complaining. "dude! this sucks I have nothing, should we go buy something?"

"larry we can't even drive right now we're going to crash!" you whined, trying to get some common sense into him because hey, someone has to be just a LITTLE bit mentally stable in this situation right?

larry landed with a grunt onto his bed. "I'm too lazy anyway I feel like I'm melting, let's doordash yeah?" his voice was muffled because he was quite literally speaking with his face planted on his mattress.

and then larry can't type quickly AND he wants the entire menu so ordering doordash takes like an hour

━ larry doesn't make a strong effort to hide that he's high, because nobody in the town really cares. the adults and authorities simply do not get paid enough to care, the only person who might nag him about it is mrs. gibson but thankfully she rarely leaves her apartment. so yeah, he walks past people and does not even care that he smells like weed. he doesn't use eyedrops either, his eyes get glossy but not red.

━ he is definitely the type to come to school high, like this poor guy zones out so hard during class and is so confused when he's given a worksheet with math problems on it.

one time he turned over to the nearest person for help but didn't notice it was travis, "hey what are we doing again?"

"fuck off." travis retorted

"yeah okay."

━ he's kind of an instigator when he's high. you have an ex best friend you want to hit back up? he'll encourage you to go for it with slurred words, being all like "yeah dude, just do it and let me know—let me know what they say." and then the next morning he's like "what!? why did you send them that text? nonono, block them already!" then cue him chasing you around trying to steal your phone from you

BOTH OF THEM

━ the most comfortable place to smoke with both of them is in larry's basement with some sanity falls blasting in the background !! it's funny because sally and larry are drastically different in the way they act. so you'll just see sally laying down on the bed, his eyes closed because he's letting his body completely relax. and then there's larry whose mouth never closes because he voices all his thoughts

━ sometimes it'll only be you and larry talking because sally got the urge to play his guitar and he gets really focused !! so he kind of blocks everything out except for the noise that each string makes and the feeling of his finger pads pressing against them

━ sally is probably the most responsible one so he'll make sure that you and larry aren't doing anything TOO reckless. larry has the tendency of getting easily emotional so you and sally will have to provide him some comfort when that happens </3

━ the three of you have definitely gone to a store together at night for some snacks and ended up getting kicked out and banned because all of the shenanigans you pulled (most of it was larry)

Stop pondering failure when failure doesn't exist

Why ponder on something that is created by you? If you are God (which you are) you literally have no choice but to win! Think about it, you always get what you focus on, If you focus on “failing” you didn't fail you manifested exactly what you thought was gonna happen!

YOU AN ALMIGHTY POWERFUL BEING ARE WORRIED ABOUT FAILING? WHY? 

Failure doesn’t exist. POINT BLANK PERIOD. Seriously, it doesn't exist. Failure is a foolish thing conceived by your ego to put limitations are your limitless power! You literally have all the power in the world and failure can't happen if you persist.

Put your foot down and KNOW it is yours! The sp, the money, the dream house, the dream car, the dream appearance, the powers, the immortality, whatever the fuck it is. IT IS YOURS! Nothing can stop you nor can it stop your manifestations! NOTHING IS OUTSIDE OF YOU!! NOTHING WHATSOEVER! Not deities, not angels, not witchcraft, not tarot, not karmic laws, not laws of the universe, not science, not fate, not logic, NOTHING! YOU CAN NOT FAIL! SO GET YOUR PRETTY ASS UP AND MANIFEST WITHOUT FEAR OF FAILURE 

Anything you can imagine, just bluntly think of, exists, thus you can have it! 

Okay, think about your comfort character right now, now think of them with you. You just did right? Well guess what? That just happened because you thought of it! Creation is finished so that exact scene you imagined just happened. No chance of failure is already done.

So since creation is finished its already done, so hun YOU ALREADY HAVE IT!!!!!!!

Think about it, it doesn't make sense for something you already have to not show up right? Seems pretty fucking stupid honestly. So this isn't any different! YOU CAN NOT FAIL WHEN YOU ALREADY HAVE IT!!!!

NOW GO GET YOUR SHIT BECAUSE IT IS ALREADY YOURS!!!!

Sevika's first day as a counselor

My baby standing up to the snobs that treated her people horribly for years <3333

these low quality pics of him make me go crazy

HIIIIII! I'm sorry for making this kind of intrusive ask, but I would like to know if you have a blog or a small step-by-step guide on how to do channeling. Also, would you be willing to do channeling for others upon request?

I'm just starting to practice channeling with my bf from another DR, and I would love to know if there are any tips, blogs, advice, or resources for beginners in channeling. 🤍

I'm going to be truthfully honest with you, I probably am not the one to ask for advice on channeling. I went about it the completely wrong way and wound up endangering myself, there were some situations. So I'll try my best to give advice on the basis of "don't do what I did." But I highly recommend doing some outside research as well. Don't just rely on me. (I'll link a pretty decent article to get started)

So keep in mind: channeling is spirit work.

You are interacting with spirits and entities when you do such, and it comes with risks.

Always protect yourself and your space

Set up boundaries and barriers every time you invite an entity into your space

Channeling is energetically draining so make sure to check in with yourself and not over-exert yourself.

You need to open and close your space every time you channel

Ways you can channel-

Automatic Writing

Tarot and Oracle Cards

Scrying

Ouija Board

Shufflemancy (Personal Fav)

Pendulum

I'm not going to recommend the method I typically use to beginners at this time as it can be a bit more dangerous and when not properly ready it can bite you in the butt (like it did me).

I do currently have an etsy shop where I sell crystals and do the occasional readings (I am currently trying to put some money towards getting out of a rough situation). Century'sRabbitHole. Mine are particularly shufflemancy and tarot but if you are looking for other options as well check out @lakestranger and @herzundseele ! They also have great stuff!

As for a great article to set you down the road of channeling, check out this one! But remember to read with a bit of scrutiny and fact check what you can!

Thank you for the ask lovely!