Me: *blushing Furiously At My Phone*

Me: *blushing furiously at my phone*

My mom: oh that's a cute guy, you have a crush on him?

Me: *sweats in trans and asexual* yes certainly, I definitely find this man attractive. Absolutely nothing else is happening here. (It's a dude in an outfit I want and I'm probably jealous of his shoulders)

More Posts from Hethinksclownsarefromspace and Others

I just woke up and somehow the only thought in my head was Jason Todd as an Etsy witch but he only sells ‘violent spells’ and instead of doing spell work he just personally goes out and beats the shit out of whoever you choose

Had Other Plans For Art And Then I See This On Pinterest... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Had Other Plans For Art And Then I See This On Pinterest... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Had other plans for art and then I see this on Pinterest... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ford: This trip to the Vatican City has been quite fruitful, though still no sign of the Ionza. I wonder if more written accounts exist that I’ve missed? Overall, an enjoyable trip!

Stanley, wearing the papal tiara and holding an empty bag of weed: WE NEED TO LEAVE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

A very underrated part of Phantom Blood is when Dio tearfully pleads that his abused and impoverished upbringing is to blame for his villainy and he only lost sight of what it meant to be good as a result of his alcoholic father, then Speedwagon, a man we can infer has a very similar origin story, emerges from the shadows out if nowhere and says "Nah dude you just fucking suck."

Loving the theme of books with unbury your gays trope where the characters start off dead and then come back to life through the power of gay

Text: I can say with certainty, as a mentally ill asexual, that asexuality is NOT a mental illness.
Alastor with a speech bubble that implies he is the one saying the above post

I’m coping <2

Bothersome Beast, Comforting Friend

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

Heiji: Wow Mizu really hates us, Fowler. Fowler: Maybe he's homophobic. Heiji: But we're not gay, Fowler. Fowler: We're not?

Din Djarin is insane. this guy takes his magic 50 year old baby to fifth grade fight club like “my baby wants to fight” and this 11 yr old kid goes uhhhhh dude im not gonna fight a baby he's the size of a rotisserie chicken and Din is like ohhhh ho ho, I just decided my baby's gonna kick your ass extra hard now. and then the baby does a double somersault and completely annihilates him at paintball. funniest shit I've ever seen

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