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"The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them."

- Turkish Proverb

Okay, trees, I know it's hard to understand but those billionaires? That orange stain now in office? They're the axe, honey. They've always been the axe.

And we've never been anything but kindling to them.

draw him like a 2020 alt

Guys give me ideas on how I should be drawing Andrew Eldritch

And no I won’t dram him oiled and naked 💀

how tf do people keep their main blogs aesthetic? side blogs are easy when its focused on a topic and curated but MAIN?!?! are you a mad man?!?!

“If dad can’t come and see me then why can’t I go and see him?” he asked. What could I say? “I think he’s very busy getting settled in America. I’m sure he’ll be in touch soon.” But as time passed with no word Julian drew his own conclusions. “Dad’s always telling people to love each other,” he said to me one day, “but how come he doesn’t love me?” - Cynthia Lennon, John: A Biography

Running total of the Elvii I know of, for science reasons. Done in the order I discovered them, not in order of creation (that’s only for the void to know)

List #1

The original that spawned all the copy cats

1. @elvis-official

2. @evil-elvis-official

3. @elvis-hell

4. @eggvis-preggsley

5. @gay-elvis

6. @catgirl-presley

7. @emo-presley

8. @werewolfelvis

9. @italian-elvis-official

10. @elvis-imitator-official

11. @eagle-elvis

12. @snailvis

13. @pelvis-presley

14. @mii-elvis

15. @transfem-elvis

16. @transmasc-elvis

17. @miniature-elvis

18. @elvis-unofficial

19. @haiku-presley-elvis

20. @sauromon-presley-the-orber

21. @mouseelvis

22. @scary-elvis

23. @nonbinary-elvis

24. @gen-z-elvis

25. @elvispurrsley

26. @elvis-parsley-official

27. @italian-elvis

28. @italian-elvis-unofficial

29. @invincible-elvis-official

30. @gayelvissupportivefather

31. @phannie-elvis

32. @Robot-Elvis (may he rest in peace)

33. @elvis-compressedly

34. @yelserp-sivle

35. @elvish--presley

36. @elvis-parsley-chiapet

37. @penvis-presley

38. @lionelvis

39. @grian-elvis-prestley

40. @elvis-mumbo

41. @dynamite-elvis-offical

42. @ghost-of-elvis-official

43. @the-ghost-of-elvis

44. @shark-presley

45. @elvis-official-impersonator

46. @catboy-presley

47. @elvis-resercher-official

48. @elvis-exterminator

49. @furina-de-fontelvis

50. @leprechaun-elvis-official

Current Elvis count on tumblr.com: 50+!

THIS LIST IS FULL!!

and i'm 13 😭

Having nostalgia over the 80’s is crazy because I’m actually only 17

i love ruining my works toilet on the clock

They are going to shut down this app

Sometimes Gatekeeping Is Good!

Okay but fr I think mild gatekeeping in alternative subcultures is okay, because I think we shouldn't just let anyone in.

I don't think a Trump supporter should be able to say they're a punk and I don't think someone who sees goth as PURELY "egirl" fashion should be allowed to call themselves goth. Idk if this makes me sound like an asshole but imo if you don't regularly listen to the music or aren't aware of the history/movement behind a subculture, you aren't in it.

I do think there is a level of gatekeeping that is too far but my brain can't put it into words rn if you understand.