I Mean, I Am German And Even In Germany We Have This Joke “Deutsche Sprache, Schwere Sprache” Which

Honestly same, but sometimes its my own mind telling me how ungrateful I am.  And then i start questioning social structures.

Please tell me I’m not the only one who sees how absolutely fucked up the world and our lives are. Like, we spend our entire life studying or working our asses off and then we die. But every time I bring this up to someone, they make me feel like the most ungrateful and awful person in the world just for thinking it.

Eugene gets me

This is awesome

This Guy Won’t Stop Photoshopping Himself Into Kendall Jenner’s Photos And It Makes Them 10 Times Better

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I realise my parents don’t actually understand my twisted Gen Z sense of nihilistic humour like I’m currently coughing my lungs up and I have four shows to peform in the next week and two full dress rehearsals so I said ‘I could just chug an entire bottle of cough syrup before each show and hope for the best’ and then my mum said she was gonna take the bottle out of my room because she genuinely thought I was going to do it like no mother if I was going to chug an entire bottle of anything it would be bleach

He really put his whole ass in it this week

What a good day to love girls.

Gryffindor: HAPPY 2020, GUYSS!!

Hufflepuff: Wow, new year! New hopes, new resolutions!

Slytherin: I just want this shit to end already.

Ravenclaw: There are two kinds of people.

My life in a nutshell

„Veni, Vidi, Reliqui“

„I came, I saw, I left“

That’s probably my life quote and my life in a nutshell.

Even though I don’t really know what to do with it.

I don’t really like my brother but nowadays I relate to him more than I want to.

And it scares me like hell, because I never thought I’d get why he is so aggressive and mad about my mom.

I just want to figure life already out without getting scolded.