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i can be romantic ok
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Stop him.
Nameless and the Scientist; the Gates.
Look, Bokuto-san is great, but he doesn’t have a life plan. He doesn’t even have a day plan. I once found a note he wrote to himself that said ‘put on pants’ followed by a question mark.
Akaashi Keiji at some point of his life, probably (via incorrecthaikyuu)
ahaha im gonna die
Mutant with raining ham. A5, 2016.
Took a few bets. Watch a customer melt. Another passed a satsuma in a blue plastic bag over the counter from the end of a dry-grey flesh pipe and motioned ‘for you’. I said thank you. Began to peel. There was a live baby iguana inside. It bit the tip of my little finger clean off and dived into a hole in the skirting board behind the wires and glass eyes. I patched up the wound with betting slips and super glue, set fire to the shop and went home on the back of a tuna.
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I’ve got a new friend (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
this. is. so. fucking. true.
Fucks up - Gold Medal
Doesn’t fuck up - New Record.