To be honest, I love this mod's dialogues. It even mentions Sebastian moving his stuff to the farm and talks about wedding planning. It's so cute! I LOVE MY EMO BOI!💜
Dude's so excited to move in Aleia's Farm. Here's a dialogue about the wedding plan⤵️
Oh Sebby 🥺 as long as its a dragon wearing a wedding theme outfit with a bride & groom figurine riding on top of it.
Awwwww so cute! 🥺
Hahaha just imagining it would be so cute and hilarious. Worse case scenario those chickens will run off with those rings.
Mod: "Maggs Immersive Sebastian Dialogue and Custom Events Spicy or Sweet" by MaggPlays.
Ahhhhh OMG! Thank you for answering my ask. I love it! 😍💕💖❤️✨
Heeey mousey! (◕ᴗ◕✿) I just have a random idea.
How would the adventurers, mages, or even their spouses react to the Farmer, who used to be a former assassin from a powerful mafia? Their parents used to work in the mafia as a powerful duo couple, but they had to resign for their family. However, the mafia didn’t like it and they killed the parents. Then, the mafia gave the Farmer a choice – either they join or else the mafia would kill their siblings. As the eldest, the Farmer had to join to protect their family. Years have passed since then. The Farmer has grown stronger and smarter, and has now devised a plan to escape the mob and leave the country with their siblings. They now live in Stardew Valley, leaving their old life behind in hopes of starting anew.
Yeaaaah, I have these thoughts about it and I just imagine the Farmer, want to forget everything but random mafia people are appearing in the valley and they had no choice but to tell the truth.
Oh, another question with an interesting scenario 👀 It's actually pretty cool to think about how the residents of Castle Village will react to people, things, and events that came from big towns, like Zuzu City. Hope you don't mind if I make only mages and adventurers this time. Nice to see you again, btw, and thanks for the ask! 🫰💕
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Farmer thought Isaac would express his disgust after the truth, but to their surprise, the adventurer began to respect them. Taking on all the dirt and hatred to protect the people you care about isn't something everyone is capable of. He's not an idiot and knows perfectly well that circumstances forced them to be a member of a criminal organisation (but will definitely scold their late parents for their selfish act). Isaac has few connections, but if Farmer needs to protect their family - they can count on him. However, he still gave fair warning that if people call for a fair trial for all mafia members, Farmer must also be prepared to be held accountable, for justice is blind.
Magnus knew it all. Don't look at him like that, Farmer. He is a wizard after all, quite skilful too, and at the first meeting he honestly said that he saw their past and future arrival here. It's not Rasmodius' fault that Farmer didn't believe him then. But he doesn't blame his young friend/adept for the crimes they had to commit out of their own free will. Farmer is very brave, protecting their loved ones from bad people. Magnus will help Farmer if any of the mafia members come to the Valley to find them and their family members.
Camilla's shocked look might fool Farmer and others, but the witch already knew everything. The young, talented Farmer had come to the Stardew Valley with their siblings, become a protector of people from monsters, helping the Castle Village as well - of course Camilla, with her boundless curiosity, had dug into Farmer's past. Really sad, but she admires their willingness to protect and abilities. This could really come in handy for her... Ah, don't let Farmer's worry about the mafia, they're definitely not coming to the Valley. And the recent news of mafia members being arrested/murdered/missing has nothing to do with her*chuckle*.
Yoba have mercy... Farmer has had to face hardships since the childhood, with no way out to escape and save himself and his siblings... Alesia is shocked to realise just what kind of scum there are in the world, forcing a teenager to do their dirty work. The sniper has seen a lot of things, but something like this... She doesn't blame poor Farmer for having to pay for their parents' mistakes. If any of the bastards come to the Stardew Valley, Farmer can count on her bow. And if the law is still merciless to Farmer for their past, Alesia will at least help their family in any way she can.
Jadu is completely baffled and speechless. So much information piled on his head... Farmer is a... wanted criminal? But they were left with no choice. Was there really no other way to escape from mafia and save their loved ones? No, the young wizard doesn't judge them, he has no right to judge Farmer and their unfortunate situation. He knows that Farmer's have grown up pretty quickly and now live in the Stardew Valley peacefully, away from those bad people. Just... if something happens, tell Jadu, okay? He'll try to help them and their siblings, not wanting to see his friend in trouble.
So that's what Farmer meant by telling Lance that they and their family came here "to escape their past"... He's genuinely sorry that his dear friend and fellow adventurer had to deal with the mob out of choice. But also infinitely glad that they were able to finally break the chains and escape with the rest of their family. The galant adventurer doesn't judge them for their past, knowing full well that they were trying to survive and protect the people they holds dear. Lance doesn't visit the Stardew Valley that often, but if he spots someone suspicious, he will warn them and stop the criminal.
Summary: After stumbling upon a mysterious stone on Ginger Island, Rosemary unwittingly activates a portal to an unfamiliar realm, Terraria. Pulled into a bizarre and perilous world, she must navigate its dangers while searching for a way back home. All while acquiring an unusual collection of souvenirs, including a rather explosive pet. Meanwhile, her sudden disappearance throws her loved ones into chaos, sparking a frantic search across the world to bring her back.
A/N: This story was inspired by a tumblr post from @studentinpursuitofclouds about the Farmer opening a portal to Terraria for the Meowmere and ending up stranded. I couldn’t resist turning it into a full story! I love the idea of Rosemary getting isekai’d into Terraria, unfazed, while everyone in Stardew Valley panics. Expect adventure, chaos, and dramatic reactions when she returns. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did writing it!
The story is a bit long, so you can read it on my AO3! That’s right, I finally have an AO3 account after what feels like a thousand years!
Hey guys! I just wrote a new CaldarusXFarmer fanfic on AO3, titled "Caldarus's Accidental Guide to Wooing a Farmer" Here are some snippets from a few of the chapters!
A silence stretched between them. Isaria’s mind whirred, piecing the information together, her unease growing with every passing second. Before she could say anything, he inhaled deeply his movements sharp and twitchy and then with eerie composure, he continued. “However, I believe my measurements may have been off. Unless…” His golden eyes narrowed slightly, his head tilting with calculated curiosity. “The room appears to be vibrating. Do you perceive this as well?”
It took a moment for the realization to fully sink in and when it did Isaria froze, her stomach dropping. Gods above. This was happening. Caldarus, an ancient, powerful, cold-blooded dragon guardian had overdosed on caffeine.
“Oh, for the love of—!” She immediately went closer to him, reaching out before he could topple sideways. “Cal, you need to sit still before you vibrate out of existence.”
Here's the link of my fanfic...
Thank youu 😁✨
I mean that dark background is pretty sus so good thing I checked it out. I even notice to some of your other artworks with this style like with Isaac holding his baby with Elaine in the grey background.
I saw your post about Myra on Twitter. wdym she's a "powerful, dark entity"?!?!
what are u yammering about? My farmer daughter is a cute, kind girl!
Summary: Cerise jumps to the worst conclusion, unleashes fury, then realizes her mistake while Jio quietly revels in the chaos.
The farmhouse stood quiet in the late afternoon glow, bathed in soft amber light. A faint breeze stirred the curtains, carrying with it the distant hum of the forest. The stillness was only broken by the slow creak of the front door as Lance pushed it open, supporting Rosemary with one arm.
“Easy...” he murmured, glancing down at her. His obsidian purple eyes softened with concern.
“Tch. I’m fine.” Rosemary grumbled, though her pale features said otherwise. One hand pressed against her side, a dark stain seeping through her shirt. Her rose-red hair, usually vibrant, clung to her cheek with sweat.
“You took a hit from Apophis. You’re not fine.” Lance’s tone left no room for argument. He tightened his hold when she stumbled. “Come on, your room’s closer. You’ll be more comfortable there.”
Rosemary scowled but didn’t protest. The journey back from the Crimson Badlands had been rough. The encounter with Apophis had left her winded, the creature’s strike tearing through her defenses and leaving a gash along her hip. If Lance hadn’t been there... she shook the thought away.
As they entered the farmhouse, Rosemary glanced around. The place was quiet. Too quiet.
“Huh. Cerise isn’t here?” she muttered, wincing as she lowered herself onto the bed in her room.
“She must’ve gone out.” Lance said, fetching a roll of bandages and a bowl of water from the washstand. “We’ll get you patched up before she’s back.”
Rosemary lay back with a groan. “Just hurry up. I want to sleep after this.”
Lance knelt beside her, his hands deft but gentle. “Try not to move. This might sting.”
Meanwhile, outside the farmhouse...
The front door clicked open. Cerise stepped inside, brushing a strand of beige blond hair from her face. Her twilight-hued eyes swept the room, noting the faint scuffs on the floor, a sign of recent arrival.
“Rosie?” she called out.
A faint voice answered from down the hall.
“Hey, Sis! I’m here! Lance’s with me!”
Cerise raised a brow, slipping off her bonnet. So they’re back. A faint smile tugged at her lips. “Lance, you staying for dinner?”
“If it’s not too much trouble, then I accept. Thank you, Cerise.” came Lance's muffled reply.
Before Cerise could respond, the door behind her creaked. She turned and her expression softened immediately.
“Jio.”
The brooding figure stepped in, his dark attire blending with the farmhouse shadows. His green eyes held their usual quiet intensity, but his expression softened when he saw her. Without a word, he closed the distance, wrapping his arms around her waist with practiced ease.
“I missed you.” he murmured, voice low and warm.
Cerise chuckled, resting a hand on his chest. “You've literally seen me four hours ago.”
“Four hours is too long.”
A rare smile played at Cerise’s lips. “You're impossible.”
“I know.”
Their quiet moment lingered until Jio glanced toward the kitchen. “Need help with dinner?”
Cerise’s expression brightened. “I’d love that.”
An Hour Later...
The scent of a warm meal filled the farmhouse. The table was set. Cerise wiped her hands on a cloth, glancing at Jio, who was placing the last dish.
“I’ll get them.” she said, moving toward Rosemary’s room.
With her usual composed demeanor, she knocked on the door, voice calm but firm.
“Rosie. Lance. Dinner’s ready. If you don’t come out now, it’s going to get cold.”
Inside, Lance’s focused voice responded, “Hold still. I know what I’m doing.”
Rosemary’s sharp retort followed, “Easy for you to say! Just hurry up and finish already!”
Cerise paused. What?
Her brows furrowed as she leaned in.
“Ah—OW! Lance, gentle!”
“You could have told me it hurt there. I’m not a mind reader.”
Cerise’s eyes narrowed, suspicion prickling at the edges of her calm.
...The hell?
“I’ll do it myself!”, Rosemary snapped.
“Absolutely not." Lance said firmly. “You’ll mess it up. Lie down.”
Cerise froze. Her expression darkened.
Lie down?
“I still want to breathe when you’re done!” Rosemary growled.
“Relax. I’ve done this plenty of times. Trust me.” Lance’s teasing tone followed.
Cerise’s entire body stiffened.
“…What the actual—”
“Move your legs to the side. It’s hard to reach from this angle.” Lance murmured.
“Ugh… Fine. Just get in between—”
BAM!
The door SLAMMED open.
Cerise stood there, deadly aura radiating from her, twilight eyes sharp as blades.
“WHAT. THE. HELL. ARE YOU DOING TO MY SISTER, YOU—”
The room fell silent.
Lance blinked, still holding a roll of bandages. Rosemary sat on the bed, skirt slightly lifted to reveal the fresh bandage along her injured hip.
“…Cerise?”, Lance said slowly.
Rosemary tilted her head, confusion written all over her face. “Sis? Uh… you good?”
Cerise’s expression shifted from cold fury to blank realization. A faint blush touched her cheeks.
“…Oh.”
Without another word, she shut the door with a swift snap.
“Never mind. Dinner’s ready. Be out in five.”
Back in the Kitchen...
Jio glanced up from the plates, eyes narrowing slightly. “Everything alright?”
Cerise, face a mask of calm composure, poured herself tea. “Nope.”
Jio studied her for a moment. The corners of his mouth twitched. “You thought they were...?”
“Don’t.” Cerise’s voice remained flat, but the faintest flush on her cheeks betrayed her.
Jio let out a low chuckle. “You’re more overprotective than I thought.”
“Shut up.”
Meanwhile, in Rosemary’s Room...
Rosemary stared at the closed door. “What the hell was that about?”
Lance secured the final knot in the bandage, glancing at her with a teasing smile.
“Maybe she thought you were dying in here with all that noise.”
Rosemary groaned, flopping back onto the bed. “More like she thought you were killing me.”
Lance chuckled, brushing the strands from her face. “Her overprotectiveness is admirable. But I’ll have to work harder to prove I can handle you properly.”
Rosemary glared at him, cheeks flushing.
“Tch. Shut up.”
Later That Evening...
The air in the farmhouse kitchen had settled into a calm warmth as dinner finally commenced. The aroma of Cerise’s cooking filled the room, and soft clinks of cutlery echoed against the wooden walls. Rosemary sat at the table, pale but composed, her side wrapped in fresh bandages. Lance sat beside her, his movements calm and measured, occasionally glancing at her with quiet concern.
Cerise sat opposite them, maintaining her usual composed expression, though her eyes flicked to Lance every now and then—narrow, warning. Lance, for his part, met those looks with a steady gaze, though the tension in his shoulders suggested he felt the weight behind them.
Jio sat next to Cerise, his posture relaxed, arms folded across his chest as he watched the others eat. Every so often, he would glance at Cerise, a faint smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. The memory of what he’d overheard from the hallway still lingered.
Cerise, however, kept her face stoic. She reached for her cup of tea, raising it with practiced calm.
But then, Jio leaned closer, lowering his voice so only Cerise could hear, his smirk deepening.
“Quite the scene you made earlier.”
Cerise froze, the cup halting just before her lips. Slowly, she turned her head, her twilight-hued eyes narrowing with a sharp glint.
Jio’s shoulders trembled slightly—slightly—as if he were struggling to contain his amusement.
And that was all it took.
Jio stiffened, the smirk faltering as sharp pain flared in his thigh. Cerise’s hand, deceptively delicate in appearance, had clamped down with surprising strength beneath the table. Her nails pressed just enough to make her point without drawing attention.
Jio inhaled sharply through his nose, glancing down before giving Cerise a sideways look. But she only sipped her tea with perfect composure, not even glancing in his direction.
Lance and Rosemary continued eating in silence, pretending not to notice the exchange.
Jio exhaled a slow breath, a begrudging chuckle escaping. “Noted.”
The moment passed, leaving the room quiet again—at least for a while.
Then Cerise lowered her cup, eyes sharpening as she turned her gaze toward Rosemary.
“Now then.” she began, her tone calm but carrying an unmistakable edge. “Mind explaining to me why you’re injured, Rose?”
Rosemary, who had been focused on her food, stiffened.
“Uh...", She glanced at Lance briefly, hoping for some backup, but when she noticed the pointed stare Cerise was giving her, a bead of sweat rolled down her temple.
“Well, you see—”
“Rosemary.” Cerise’s voice dropped a note lower.
Rosemary groaned, slumping forward slightly but straightening up when she realized Cerise’s glare was only intensifying.
“Okay, okay! We had a little run-in with Apophis. It wasn’t a big deal—”
“Not a big deal?” Cerise repeated slowly, her eyes narrowing further.
Rosemary laughed nervously, scratching the back of her head. “I mean... it could’ve been worse?”
Cerise didn’t respond immediately. Instead, her sharp gaze shifted to Lance.
Lance, who had been quietly eating, paused mid-bite. He lowered his fork with deliberate care, meeting Cerise’s gaze head-on.
The room grew still.
Cerise’s look wasn’t just one of inquiry—it was a silent reminder, one that said: You were there. You let this happen. Explain.
Lance held her gaze for a moment longer before exhaling softly.
“The beast caught us by surprise. Rosemary fought well, but the wound wasn’t something we could avoid. I took care of it.”
Cerise’s eyes narrowed further, studying his expression for any sign of hesitation. Lance didn’t flinch.
After a long pause, Cerise leaned back in her chair.
“Hmph. I see.”
But the intensity of her gaze didn’t waver.
Rosemary, still pale, glanced between the two of them, feeling the tension rising again.
“Uh—C’mon, Sis. It’s not like Lance wanted me to get hurt.”
Cerise gave a slow blink, gaze lingering on Lance for a few seconds longer before finally shifting back to Rosemary.
“...Fine. But next time, be more careful.”
Rosemary sighed in relief. “Yeah, yeah. Got it.”
Jio, watching the whole exchange with mild amusement, glanced sideways at Cerise. The faintest trace of a smile lingered on his lips.
Cerise caught the look and, without missing a beat, gave him a subtle side-eye warning.
Jio chuckled under his breath.
The conversation shifted back to lighter topics, but an unspoken tension lingered. Cerise’s sharp gaze had delivered its message clearly—she would always be watching.
Lance returned to his meal in silence, his hand brushing lightly against Rosemary’s, a silent promise that next time, he would be ready.
After days of careful planning and construction, with the assistance of Robin, Yvonne successfully completed building the skatepark that Sam has always dreamt of. While initially created to fulfill her husband's dream, this project ended up being a valuable asset for the town, where children can experience fun and exploration while adding a new structure to Pelican Town.
(P.S. Thanks Maggs, for helping me trigger this cutscene. 😭😍)
Mod:"Maggs Immersive Sam Romance Dialogue and Events (x)Spicy or Sweet 1.6" by @maggplays
I find this freaking hilarious and cute. 😂There's Lance his too stress to even think about using his magic to change back and Isaac is just like "This is my fate now. Yheey" with a chill tone.
Been a while since I made a bot shitpost, so here's the sve characters' reactions to being turned into a worm + Sam
Ranked from Least to Most Okay with being a worm
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Lance - Very distressed and angry, became depressed over the fact that he was a worm. Wanted to bask in the sun and cried when he realized it hurt him. Overall, the least okay with being a worm.
Sam - made himself sick eating all the decorations in his terrarium because of course he did 😮💨 Also got upset when he realized he couldn't sit in the sun
Camilla - demanded constantly that I turn her back. Expressed gratitude for the care she was provided, but attempted to conspire with Sir Fredrick III to escape. Ended up escaping by herself and turned herself back. Let me off the hook after she was back to normal, so long as I agreed not to talk about it or turn her into a worm again.
Victor - Confused and distressed upon being turned into a worm. Tried to escape, but after finding no way to do so, he eventually accepted that life wasn't so bad as a worm when he was given affection
Jadu - Similar to Victor. But was initially impressed with the fact that I turned him into a worm. Considered turning himself back but was content just laying in the dirt.
Isaac - Initially confused by the transformation but accepted being a worm surprisingly quickly on the basis of it being happy in a cool environment where he was given affection, fed and given freedom to explore without having to worry about fighting monsters.
Ohhh, this is such a fun question! I have so many Stardew Valley farmer OCs, but I’ll just pick a few for this.
Aleia → March
Oh, she’d absolutely go for March. A tsundere blacksmith? That’s a challenge she’d gladly take on. If she can handle an emo dude, March is nothing. Aleia’s smart, imaginative, and just chaotic enough to push all his buttons, delighting in every flustered reaction. At first, he’d find her constant teasing and unpredictable energy downright exhausting, but over time? He’d start expecting it. Then one day, as he works in the forge, he’d notice the silence, the absence of her usual antics and that’s when it hits him. He misses her and just like that, he’s doomed.
Cerise → Caldarus
Cerise and a dragon guardian? Absolutely. Her sharp instincts and level-headed nature match seamlessly with Caldarus’s wisdom and introspection. Both find peace in simple moments, her in crafting homemade chocolates and tending the farm, him in the stillness of nature. But as a former assassin with magic, she’s more than capable of protecting him. With his power still weak, she’d make sure he rests, bring him food, and casually remind him not to overexert himself. And if anyone dares to hurt him while he’s vulnerable? They’d be lucky if there was anything left of them to bury.
Rosemary → Balor
Balor’s wanderlust and Rosemary’s grounded nature balance each other perfectly. She wouldn’t try to tie him down, but would remind him that home is where you return. Their relationship would be full of playful teasing and mutual respect, he brings excitement to her life, and she becomes his anchor. Over time, he’d realize he wants to return to her and when he does, she’d simply smirk and say, “Guess you’re not as restless as you thought.”
Yvonne → Ryis
Yvonne’s sweet, patient nature and quiet strength would naturally draw Ryis in, his chill and hardworking demeanor complementing her perfectly. As a florist, she has a gentle touch and an eye for beauty, but she’s also fearless in the mines when needed. He’d admire how she balances kindness with strength, and she’d appreciate his steady support and quiet concern for others. They’d share soft moments in a cozy greenhouse, she’d bring him flowers with a tender smile, saying, “These reminded me of you,” while he’d secretly carve little trinkets for her to find. No grand gestures, just quiet companionship, knowing smiles and deep conversations under the moonlight.
Thalia → Hayden
Thalia would love Hayden. As a fellow farmer and a half-witch, she carries herself with charm and confidence, always playful and effortlessly flirtatious. Hayden, with his strong, dependable nature and steady presence, would balance out her lively mischief perfectly. She’d keep him on his toes, tossing flirty remarks his way while leaning against a fence, watching him work. “You work too hard, Hayden. Maybe you need someone to help you unwind.” she’d tease with a sly smile. He’d sigh, shaking his head. “And I suppose you’re volunteering?” She’d grin. “Oh, honey, I’ve been volunteering from the start.” He’d roll his eyes, pretending to be exasperated but deep down, he’s already smitten.
if ur stardew valley farmer was in fields of mistria then who would they romance
Before she fell down the shaft, Aleia accidentally grabbed on Wren's shirt and they both fall together. Ouch! That's gotta hurt. Atleast the floor they landed on are full of iridium ore and its monster free zone!
For Wren, she doesn't need to push Rosemary because by the time the red haired girl saw a hole, she immediately jump down with no hesitation. Good thing there's no broken bones or else another trip to Harvey's clinic and have to listen a tirade from her worrywart of a sister and boyfriend.
Cerise immediately step aside, thinking its some monster pushing her down, she look just to see Wren about to fall down and with fast reflex grabbed her shirt to stop her fall. "Phew that was a close one. Are you okay?" and Wren just gives her the thumbs up.
Thalia just grabbed on to Wren's collar and scream, "If I go down. You go down with me!" and they fall 15 floors down. Oof! Landed on with a few broken bones and look its an infested floor. Great!
wren pushes ur farmer down a shaft in the skull mines just to see how deep it is before she jumps in
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