I Love Every Store Brand Product That Tries To Sound Better Than It Actually Is

My desk and room do not cooperate, and even my pc tower seeks to inhibit my ambitions, but they cannot stop me. I will hang monitor mounts from the ceiling if I must, but I WILL have more screens

i decided to try writing a short childhood memoir, and now i'm 50 pages in and it's devolved into an itemized list of grievances.

Mew deciding to have a ‘no float’ day

Task: flashes orange on my taskbar

Me: Oh, so it's ready to use?

Task: You buffoon! You absolute fool! It won’t be ready for another minute!

memeception

Plonk is such an ideal word

hmmm

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

Writing prompt: tomorrow, it's discovered no other known galaxy has any planets whatsoever, just stars. Shortly after, planets in our own galaxy begin vanishing.

The song that plays over the supermarket PA system in Rabbids Go Home just started playing at work why do I remember this