I Finished My Essay. It's The Worst Thing I've Ever Written. I Wanted To Be Rewarded With Fanfiction

The thing about Deadpool and Wolverine is that it is for fans of Deadpool and Wolverine specifically. Like none of us were there for the plot. We were there for self referential homoerotic nonsense violence and a love letter to the Fox era Marvel movies. So if you came there hoping for a terrific plot that breaks the formula, you were one of the critics complaining. If you were there to celebrate a good time with your old friends the characters, you had a roaring good time.

I had a delightful time. I will go again and continue to have a delightful time.

I just need someone who loves classics as much as I do. Who is as enthralled with the idea of reading out loud to someone you love as much as I am. Like??? Getting to read to someone I love? Getting to read out loud? Listening to someone I love read? And we're both genuinely interested and having a good time! Whyyy is it not normalized?

And hand written love letters! And just old school, romantic love. Like really old school. Bring me flowers with secret meanings. Kiss my hand before my mouth. Chase after me without harassing me! Care about the little things! And let us read to each other!

Okay nobody send me death threats. It's not that serious! Here are my Marauders Hot Takes:

• Jily and WolfStar are the best ships

• I love Jegulus but it doesn't make sense in canon, but almost nothing else does anyway so who cares

• The marauders would've bullied people in real life because they bullied people in canon- I do think they also would've grown up and apologized for it (except maybe Sirius)

• Snape is a flawed complex character but he bullied children and that will never be okay. He's also literally racist and misogynistic so..

• Harry is a better person than James. He wasn't perfect, but he didn't bully anyone (only had petty rivalries) and was angry when he found out how James treated Snape and that Sirius still thought it was funny. Harry also literally payed for Fred and George to start their business. I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL HARRY IS JUST BETTER

• I will never read All The Young Dudes. I'm sorry. I just don't want to read it

• Rosekiller is a fun ship but you cannot make them good people. Barty literally killed his father in cold blood. Headcanons are fine, but it's just better and more likely that they chose their side of the war knowingly and willingly.

• Sirius is an asshole. He has so many good qualities, but he's an asshole. When he's watered down to just sad, or just fun it's never as good. He needs flaws. That goes for all the marauder

All this being said, write what you want. Read what you want. Enjoy what you like. It's just fiction and fandom and I really don't take it as seriously as this sounds

Made me cry some more 😭

How many times do you think Merlin brought in breakfast for Arthur just to find an empty room and a cold bed? How many times did he stumble out of bed in the morning, going to the kitchens without a thought while the cook let him take food became she couldn't bare reminding him? How many times do you think Merlin went to go clean Arthur's room only to find it unchanged since he last entered? How many times do you think Gwen found him there after she switched rooms because she couldn't bare to be there, but when she passed by Merlin always was? How many times did Merlin light a fire or wait at the desk for Arthur, trying to forget that he wouldn't be in that room ever again?

Ever read a fanfic that is so in character but completely throws the plot out of the windows and makes it's own thing in the world and characters to the point it is like you are reading a new og work. And then it's over and you want to read fanfictiom for the said fanfiction and you just don't know what to do with yourself?

There's something so heartbreakingly romantic about breaking your moral code for someone. Following them knowingly into hell

Merlin Playlist. Please love it

The beginning of February, and it's 70 degrees. I fall back on it like a blessing from Apollo, knowing that when it ends I'll be more lost than before.

I fear me and the fuckass dragon are the same 😭

90% of the problems in bbc merlin are caused bc that fuckass dragon was a committed merthur shipper but only in the sense that he had a crippling addiction to tragic yaoi

Guys flowers make me so happy you don't understand! All I want is to live in a house full of fresh flowers surrounded by fields of flowers 💐🌻🌼🌷🪻⚘️🌹🪷🌺🌸