there were two wolves fighting inside percy jackson this episode
the city kid: nah just cut the line, i’m in a rush and only suckers wait
the polite young man his mother raised: apologize and say excuse me to every person you shove past
List of “gushing to your friends about the person you’re literally head over heels in love with” prompts
Requested by: Anonymous Request: “any chance you could prompts A telling their friends that they have a crush on B?”
“Okay, we get it — you’re in love with [insert Character B’s name]. You don’t have to keep reminding us.”
“Have you ever thought about telling them about how you feel instead of like… Telling us about it?” “Um, no, because I don’t want to embarrass myself and I’d rather fangirl/fanboy over them from a distance.”
“Oh, what I would give to talk to them…” “Huh? Then… Talk to them? I don’t understand why you’re making it sound like such a dilemma—”
“I had the most romantic dream about them.” “Oh God, here we go again…”
“With the way you talk about them, do you ever stop to consider that maybe your feelings run deeper than you seem to realise?”
“If they think they’re the best thing to have graced planet Earth then they’d be absolutely right.”
“If they called and told me they needed me right now, I’d drop everything and run to them.”
“They own me.” “That sounds weird, but sure.”
“I don’t believe in being a simp for anyone but yourself, but hear me out—”
“I will do whatever it takes to win their heart.” “I’ll do whatever it takes for you to stop saying that and actually do something.”
Join my Discord server: Steaming Dumplings Nation
*slowly slides friendship contract towards you*
(The contract literally only says food and delulu)
I need a shifting friend pleaseeerr
I was driving, alright, alone. So I was talking to myself, like I always do. I was almost hit by this rabid cow and my brain goes "Yowza, that would've hurt" and then I thought about how I didn't curse and then I remembered how Aaron said "Such foul language. Only those without proper knowledge would resort to such" Ok, idr the exact thing but you get the point, so I was like, heheh. I didn't. And then I though of this:
And then I cried a little :)
Lol ikr. Like, babe, what do you think motivates me to keep trying?
I hate that on shifttok they keep saying you need to be happy with this reality before you can shift. Like, no.
“Percy fell first” “annabeth fell first”
they fell in love at the same time, but annabeth knew right away that she was done for, whereas percy woke up 2 years later like “damn that’s what that is…”
Where do I sign?
petition for them to release like a deleted scene or something that shows the Gods on Olympus reacting to Hermes delivering Medusa's head at the end of 1.03 so we can see specifically how Athena and Poseidon's faces were pls and thank!
Percy, singing dramatically, clutching his chest: What about us?! What about everything we’ve been through?!
Nico, singing along, melancholically: And what about trust?!
Percy, teary-eyed, reaching for Nico’s face: You know I never wanted to hurt you…!
Grover and Rachel, watching from afar: …
Grover: What the hell are they doing…?
Rachel, nonchalantly: One of the Euterpe kids cursed them and now they’re using it as a way to have a talk about their feelings… Like people do in musicals.
(Nico, hitting a high note in the background: AND WHAT ABOUT MEEEEeeeEeeEeeEEeeE?! 😭)
You know the one scene from the movies that was added which the whole Fandom agreed was top tier? I feel like Percy driving is the same. People might hate everything about the movie/show but they can't deny how amazing the "Don't walk on my roof"/Percy honking at the speeding car scene is