"For Only 33 Dollars We Could Have Unknown Pee."

Eat the bowtie

thinking about that one time i was at a restraunt in italy and the waiter gave me a fuckin bowtie for no reason

"He's the typa guy to say Chernobyl is weirdcore."

"What the fuck is Chernobyl."

But those spines aren't as good as f r e s h ones

Soup god again:

Please just take the god damn spine the police are after

ok thanks for the spine

Oh ho ho. A new spine eh?

Soup god again:

Please just take the god damn spine the police are after

ok thanks for the spine

Ragu posting

"Wired controllers are just controllers with umbilical cords"

reblog and put in the tags the hottest and the coldest temperatures you've personally encountered

"Your brain is just a meaty flash drive"

"The furry gods don't want me to eat."

"How dare you have parents, I'm offended."