Hold On A Fucking Second. Delaware Is A State?? I Thought It Was A River? Or Is The River More Important

tfw = two fucking weiners

honestly even the highest concept sci-fi seems tame once you learn BioSteel™ Goats exist irl

Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

Will: ya'll

Leo: ya'll'll

Will: all ya'll

Leo: all a ya'll'll's

Nico: what the fuck

another cool bug on this site is when youre on mobile and suddenly the ads will just move and cover the post youre reading

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing