So I Played Among Us Until Four Am Last Night, And Instead Of... You Know... Playing The Game? I Went
So I played among us until four am last night, and instead of... you know... playing the game? I went on several rants about the meaning of happiness and how it ties to the human psyche.
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Jason: They should have a great American bake-off.
Salim: What would they bake, machine guns??
Jason: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Salim.
Nick: Not everybody likes Salim.
Jason: Who doesn’t?
Nick: What?
Jason: Names, now. Give me their names.
Jason: sticks and stones may break my bones-
Salim, nodding solemnly: but chains and whips excite me.
Jason, wheezing: nO! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Eric: You fight like my ex-wife!
Nick: I'm dating your ex-wife. That's a compliment.
Salim: I raised a man with a softer heart than the world deserves.
Salim, raising his stake: fortunately for him, my mother cannot say the same
Salim: My body is a temple.
Jason: Open to anyone...?
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Hi I’m not out to like 90% of the people I know and I keep having to not only get deadnamed but deadname myself ahaha so can someone please just real quick call me Toby and by they/them pronouns? aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Jason: Salim and I don't have pet names for each other
Nick: what do bees make?
Jason: Honey?
Nick: huh, really thought that would work
Jason: ha! You idiot
Salim, from another room: yeah?
Nick: What's your favorite color?
Rachel: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
Nick: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Rachel: My favorite color is blue.
Nick: Do you support gay rights?
Jason: I am literally dating Salim.
Clarisse: He's dodging the question.
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