Jason: Hey, Rachel, Have You Seen Goncharov?

Jason: Are you a painting?

Salim: What-?

Jason: Because I want to pin you to a wall.

All of the confused marines: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG HIM OR SOMETHING-

(Zain slinking in after a night out)

Salim: What did you have?

Zain: Two glasses of lemonade and, like, five mints... :(

Salim: Go to bed.

Zain: Yes sir.

Zain: Is 37 a prime number, Jason?

Jason, trying to help with his homework: Fuckin... I'm a marine!!!!

Nick: You tried to join the freemasons???

Eric: No, I just looked into it!

Zain, reading a book Jason gave him: Baba, what's a brothel?

Salim, after a long pause: It's a place where they make soup.

Jason: You have that glint in your eye that either says 'I'm Mary Poppins' or 'I'm going to dump your body in that chasm river.'

Salim: We'll never know which it is!

Nick: Hey we should do this insane dangerous thing that would get us all killed!

Jason: My beautiful baby angel child who can do no wrong, you are usually right but in this case I'm going to have to ask you to sit this one out.

Nick: Aw, okay :(

Eric: Or, we could-

Jason: *shoots him dead*

Jason when he disagrees with Nick: I’m sorry buddy, but no.

Jason when he disagrees with Eric:

Eric: I can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one boys.

Eric: Manslaughter it is

Jason: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Nick: Did Salim say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?

Jason: DUE TO PERSONAL REASONS–

TRUEEEE and he yells at me a lot >:(

Solas is so tragic. How did BioWare go ‘we are making an elven trickster god companion’ and then end up with ‘elf benedict cumberbatch negs you asmr’