The Whole Greatsword Scabbard Discourse Gets Me Because, Like, We Know The Answer To This One. We've

The whole greatsword scabbard discourse gets me because, like, we know the answer to this one. We've got primary sources talking about it. The answer to "how do you carry a weapon that's more than a yard or so long" is:

If you don't think you'll need it on short notice and you're lucky enough to have access to a wagon or other means of transport, you don't carry it at all – you stick it in the wagon.

If you do think you'll need it on short notice or you don't have a wagon, you just carry it in your hands everywhere you go and constantly complain about how dumb and awkward that is, unless you're a professional mercenary and/or independently wealthy, in which case you hire a guy to follow you around carrying it in his hands everywhere you go and he complains about how dumb and awkward that is (though probably not while you're listening).

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1 year ago

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"


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1 year ago
PACING IS ABOUT LOAD BEARING WALLS.
PACING IS ABOUT LOAD BEARING WALLS.
PACING IS ABOUT LOAD BEARING WALLS.
PACING IS ABOUT LOAD BEARING WALLS.

PACING IS ABOUT LOAD BEARING WALLS.

*staples violently to my own forehead*


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6 months ago

urgent

making this post to support the campaign of @kawlafamily7 who is @fidaa-family2 ‘s sister

kawla has three young children. her daughter was injured from falling shrapnel and rubble and also has a glucose allergy. she needs special milk without glucose which is very expensive.

Urgent

“She needs glucose-free soda milk, and her growth is bad so far. Her teeth will not grow due to allergies and lack of growth, and she is one and a half years old.”

please take a second to share and donate to this campaign. people are living in unbearable conditions, every donation makes a difference

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1 year ago
Airplane I Made 4 My Friend
Airplane I Made 4 My Friend

airplane i made 4 my friend


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1 year ago

Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.


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8 months ago

good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside


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1 year ago

Listen. Listen Linda. This is all too likely true, but I am FAR too attached to an Astarion with the richest dark brown eyes i CANT--

So there's one Astarion debate I haven't put my two cents in yet, and that's changing today guys. Buckle up.

Astarion's eyes are either green with golden flecks or blue with golden flecks. I'll tell you why.

Astarion is a high elf. High elves have 4 subraces. Of the 4 subraces, 2 have the possibility to have silver hair like his. Those two races are moon elf and star elf. From there we can narrow by personality.

Moon elf personality description: Impulsive, with a strong distaste for complacency.

Star elf personality description: Aloof and cautious.

Now, I love Astarion, but he's not aloof. That man cares too much. So personality wise that narrows to moon elf.

Moon elves have one of two eye colors: green with golden flecks or blue with golden flecks. So Astarion's eyes looked like one of these two:

So There's One Astarion Debate I Haven't Put My Two Cents In Yet, And That's Changing Today Guys. Buckle
So There's One Astarion Debate I Haven't Put My Two Cents In Yet, And That's Changing Today Guys. Buckle

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1 year ago

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]


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