Timothy The Spider Has Invaded Your Ask Box 🕷️

Bill cipher real

This is not the finished product, and bill will not be answering questions yet.

Merasmus: "please don't."

(meme under cut.)

https://youtu.be/aS0-P4JR9PU?si=WjrmfCD9EhnSoObu

Listen to this ↑ while looking at the photo. Trust me it'll make it make sense.

hey uh Merasmus? Soldier got murdered and I decided to bring back your magic book :> also I totally didn't murder Soldier I swear-

don't mind the new friend for Skellie in the background about to take Soldier's corpse he's just there lol

Merasmus: "FINALLY. I GET THESE FREAKS OUT OF MY HOUSE, AND MY HAT BACK!" *He opens the book, then says some weird jiberish.*

*And this happens in the background ↑*

*Merasmus goes over and puts skellie back on his head. He opens the book again, says something, and the two medic monsters disappear in a waft of greenish smoke.* "Finally. Thank you... now please leave."

gee. I love it when people like my stuff instead of rebloging to help me actually feel encouraged to do more of that same stuff for them.

I love it when people don't actually support my work when they like it because Tumblr doesn't have an algorithm.

I love it when only my mutuals see my stuff and support it because no body else sees it.

I love being an artist.

because I post almost nothing.

What? When? Why?

"thank you. I will put this book to good use."

Filename1: "WH34É,§ /\/\Y |-|ØT ÇHŒ©ÖLATÊ?!?!?!"

(translation for filename1 "WHERE'S MY HOT CHOCOLATE?!?!?!")

merasmus! *pelts him with dino chickie nuggies*

He's had a day.

don't do something you'll regret.

dont ever hesitate. reblog this.

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i hhave a gift for you,,,

Merasmus: "oh, no thank you. Not only am I able to actually sleep now, but also I don't want whatever that is in my body. I may be dead, but I don't want that to kill whatever's left of my body.

Merasmus: bish-

*Fritz appears out of nowhere*

This is what he walks in on, but except it's 100× faster.

@ionlypostmymeemocs please give him his book back. He's figuratively in hell rn because of your monsters. He just wants his hat.

Merasmus: "dear god please no. even if soldier can get me out of this void i would rather stay than go with him."

Spy. Time sensitive. call Merasmus.

You are asking zhe wrong person, mon ami.

I do not have contact with zhat wizard. Never have, and I never will. If you wanted someone to call Merasmus, you should have contacted Soldat.

Fuck jt

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