Omg I'm So Sorry. I Was Just Trying To Be Funny Go On And Send An Ask About Chicken Nuggets I Promise

Merasmus: GIVE IT BA-

*Fritz appears out of nowhere*

This is what he walks in on, but except it's 100× faster.

@ionlypostmymeemocs please give him his book back. He's figuratively in hell rn because of your monsters. He just wants his hat.

how would Merasmus react to this oc I have? (his name's Sawtail and this is the only non-gory drawing I have of him-)

Sorry, he's been having A BIT OF A DAY. (as evidence of his hat having a body, and his hats two crushes in the back.)

Merasmus: "please don't."

(meme under cut.)

https://youtu.be/aS0-P4JR9PU?si=WjrmfCD9EhnSoObu

Listen to this ↑ while looking at the photo. Trust me it'll make it make sense.

hey uh Merasmus? Soldier got murdered and I decided to bring back your magic book :> also I totally didn't murder Soldier I swear-

don't mind the new friend for Skellie in the background about to take Soldier's corpse he's just there lol

Merasmus: "FINALLY. I GET THESE FREAKS OUT OF MY HOUSE, AND MY HAT BACK!" *He opens the book, then says some weird jiberish.*

*And this happens in the background ↑*

*Merasmus goes over and puts skellie back on his head. He opens the book again, says something, and the two medic monsters disappear in a waft of greenish smoke.* "Finally. Thank you... now please leave."

Hello ! My supporting friends ,🖤💚💔🤍🍉

Thank you from my heart for what you are doing for the people of Gaza who are in bad need in this tough and dire time. 💔💚🖤🤍

You are examples for kindness, generosity and nobility. You have been standing with for long and showing how brave one should be in time of need. 🍉🍉🍉🍉

You helped me greatly to make progress in my campaign, but I am still in need of your kind support to reach my goal.✌️✌️

As noticed, the campaign is very slow😪😪 now and needs strong move and this can be carried out through your contribution and cooperation. 😯😯

Please don't leave us alone during this dire time. I am still in the first quarter of my campaign. ❣️❣️

https://gofund.me/0dc0aa34

i cannot donate money, but I will show this to people.

merasmus, look out for soldier, he is gonna pull out a bunny out of your ass (you dont wanna feel that)

very useful information.

(Hit the ask button to ask the extra guys! Rn we only have merasmus, but soon we'll have so many more! Go to @askblog1 to ask the full team!)

GIMMICKS I BEG

REBLOG THIS

@non-tyrannical-usa GET THE LIST PLEASE

Merasmus, I'm teleportin' this lil' thang to ya.

The calm before and after a storm.

(in case you can't read it.)

"has been searching for their magic book for hours. No sleep for days."

SHIT-

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=6wj2o-RjiBUZrRyb

Bird video :]

jokes on you i have trained myself to recognize that link from dQw4 alone

your little giggle almost every "skeletor reads" make me want to giggle.

I love it.

No joke, Skeletor’s infectious laugh is a big part of why I started doing this in the first place. Alan Oppenheimer is a national treasure.

UUAAGGGHHH

Okay, here's the ACTUAL bird video

do you think i'm a newborn baby i'm not clicking on that