Merasmus: *laughs Evily As He Unwillingly Gets Sucked Back Into The White Void*

Do you have any typewriters around. Perchance

Merasmus: "no, we live in a gigantic void with nothing for miles."

Filename1: "it's really boring."

Joe: "technically we could talk to each other-"

Merasmus & filename1: "Joe shut up."

Joe: "ok."

i don't wanna grow up.

i have a gravity falls rp blog AND bill cipher's coming to this blog.

Yes.

I'm into gravity falls.

what if I told you I could bring your parents back, before the incident, but they'll remember what you did?

...

NO..

a story so nice you read it twice

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i hhave a gift for you,,,

Merasmus: "oh, no thank you. Not only am I able to actually sleep now, but also I don't want whatever that is in my body. I may be dead, but I don't want that to kill whatever's left of my body.

hi, I'm still @blu3-1mp0st0r but uhh- my old computer kicked the bucket so I'm stuck on this account :T

anyway question for Merasmus, how did Soldier even get his hands on your magic book? I'm genuinely confused since you keep it with you for like most of the time.

"Key words, "most of the time.", I had it on an alter and he took it and traded it for raccoons."

*looks at @ionlypostmymeemocs *

"why the person wanted it, is not of my information. But I wish apon them pain for eternity."

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=6wj2o-RjiBUZrRyb

Video of birds :]

I will tear you to pieces and feed you to the gulls.

Merasmus: bish-

*Fritz appears out of nowhere*

This is what he walks in on, but except it's 100× faster.

@ionlypostmymeemocs please give him his book back. He's figuratively in hell rn because of your monsters. He just wants his hat.

yu-huh

What? When? Why?