Poor Telemachus, exposed to bad dad humor for the first time
Tim: You want to know a secret?
Jason, still texting: not really.
Tim: I don't really have a coffee addiction.
Jason: What? Tim: I just pretend to drink a lot of coffee, so when Bruce says "no more coffee," I don't have to stop drinking energy drinks Jason: You're lying. I see you with one of those stupid Batburger coffee cups like every day. Tim: There's no coffee in that. Tim: It's just red bull man. Jason: Why would you tell me this? Tim: Because no one will believe you.
I love how sometimes Ancient Greek names can sound like crackship names of other characters-
Eurymachus. Eurylochus and Telemachus.
Antilochus. Antinous and Eurylochus.
Eurycleia. Eurylochus and Anticlea. (Okay, this one is one letter off but still.)
and the fact that the three that I can think of all have Eurylochus.
I nodded at the message
Gasped at Song of Achilles
Choked and died at Lego Monkie kid
2 Hyperfixations unlocked-
Most straight relationships in media: “Even though there's no development and no chemistry and we don't look like we love each other that much we'll date because we're straight and that's what we're supposed to do. Right??”
Most queer relationships in media: “If saving you is a sin, I'll gladly become a sinner.” — “Dying together also included a ‘together’.” — “You changed my destiny from the moment we touched.” — “I would know him in death, at the end of the world.” — “The hero and the warrior were like the sun and the moon...”
I will continue to mourn this show
Y'all are gonna have to pry Brooklyn 99 from my cold dead hands
Lance? Why Lance?
The guy's redemption arc.
Reencounter 🫂🖤💙
Made a sequel to this because I have free will
Hope y’all enjoy it!! @kyri45
Swearing warning cause it’s Snapcube
BEAUTIFUL GETO SUGURU 😭❤