Calling Yourself A Terrible Person Is VERY MEAN To People Like Jeff Bezos And Elon Musk, Who Work SO

catchign up on the horrors !!!

rn working through malevolent and just got fully caught up on tmap

my goal for the summer is to finish one of the longer ones like night vale or hello from the hollowoods

also on my list : wolf 365 and alice isnt dead

expect fanart the brain rot is coming back

Happy Ides of March!!

Stab your least favorite politician!!

You know what, tumblr? I’m going to have a good day. Yesterday was probably the worst day I’ve had all year, due to lots of coincidences.( @celeste-the-witch made my day a lot better though <3)

Today is going to be better though. I’m going to have a good fucking day because I said so, and your thoughts determine your reality. I’m going to have some hot chocolate and a muffin, I’m going to have a delicious lunch, and I’m going to invite my friends over once I get home. And my period isn’t going to fuck it up, because I fucking said so!

Alright, which one of you fucks made terfblr an actual tag. We will have words. Who knows… maybe something more…. (Beating the shit out of you)

Time for a nonsensical rant!

Teleportation could cure cancer!

There are two commonly accepted methods of teleportation: one, which uses ✨spooky magic✨to move you instantly somewhere else, and a second, which scans you, clones you in the other location, and kills the original “you.”

Assuming it catalogues what cells you have, when it clones you it could avoid cloning the cancer cells. Problem is, you might have a couple holes in place of the cancer, which is Not Good. To fix this, it would either need to double-clone some cells to fill the holes, or create entirely new cells. It could also take cells from another person, but that has the same ramifications as the Organ Donor Problem, so we’ll rule that out. Double-cloning cells to fill the holes is the best option. Cells already duplicate by cloning (mitosis) so this makes more logical sense than the second option, creating new cells. You could also use stem cells, but it would probably take much longer.

This method probably wouldn’t work for brain cancer, because that’s where the alive is stored. :(

On tumblr straight up rebogging it. And by it. Well lets justr say. The rebog bog

Im getting so sad, in my friend’s biology class, they’re studying photosynthesis, and one of the kids was curious if a plant could survive without a source of co2. They’re killing it for science T-T.

Hngnnhnhnhnhnnh I’m so tired all I want to do is sleep but every time I lay down my legs are like “wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww” and i have to stand back up because laying down is physically unbearable ughgghhugh im so tired please let me sleep JHGGBNNBJJNNNJJNNNNNNBBGGNBVGTGVVGVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

there is an evil little man in my knees and he wont let me sleep, he wont stop sending electricity. let me sleep. please.

Google is being unhelpful

LET ME SLEEP YOU EVIL LITTLE MAN AND GET OUT OF MY KNEEEEEEEES

The meaning of life is enjoyment. To live. You can’t live life without living.

“The meaning of life is reproduction”

“The meaning of life is success”

“The meaning of life is money”

Wrong. The meaning of life is doing things that bring you joy. Will having children make you happy? What is your definition of success? Will that bring you happiness? Will the mindless accumulation of wealth sate the hole in your heart?

Spend time with your friends. Make bad decisions. Practice self care. Love yourself. Do things that bring you joy. I love you, stranger.

Hello! My friends and I are starting a podcast together, and we need lots of background characters! If you want your OC (or you) in a podcast, here’s your chance! Just fill out the template below in a reply/reblog!

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Conditions:

We Reserve The Right To Kill Your Characters :)

It’s a small town setting near the coast, in northern Oregon (U.S.)

Firstname "nickname" lastname

Personality | short backstory summary | height | birthday | age | biggest fear | dress style | intelligence | Immediate family | neurotypical/ neurodivergent | disability? | sports | income | pets | grades/job | popularity | Pronouns | Gender identity (deadname?) (gender affirming care) | sexuality |immediate family | relationship (relationship length) (anniversary)| Voice type?

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Example:

Elizabeth “Ellie” baker:

Height: 5’4 | Birthday: 4/11/09 | Personality: very outspoken, but forgets to listen to others sometimes. | Short backstory summary: Ellie realised she was trans when she was ten, and has a supportive family | Age: 15 | Biggest fear: losing family and friends. | Dress style: flashy, bright dresses and makeup. | Intelligence level: average to above average | Immediate family: Mom, Dad, no siblings | Neurotype: neurotypical | Sports: swim team, bronze medalist | Income: median | Pets: none | Grades/job: C- to A+ student, works part-time at the town tailor | Popularity: mild | Pronouns: she/her | Gender: trans girl (Deadname: caleb) (Gender affirming care: on estrogen) | Sexuality: Bisexual | | Relationship: dating Juniper “June” Murphy (relationship length: 2 years) (anniversary: 14/2) | Voice type: Femme