EVERYONE(!) I’m Blazing This Post Because At This Pace We Might Barely Hit 1,000,000 Signatures—or

Me tormenting my favorite horor podcast protagonist

Hey look at these fuckass Motts

Listened to telescope by cavetown on repeat while drawing

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Hngnnhnhnhnhnnh I’m so tired all I want to do is sleep but every time I lay down my legs are like “wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww” and i have to stand back up because laying down is physically unbearable ughgghhugh im so tired please let me sleep JHGGBNNBJJNNNJJNNNNNNBBGGNBVGTGVVGVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

there is an evil little man in my knees and he wont let me sleep, he wont stop sending electricity. let me sleep. please.

Google is being unhelpful

LET ME SLEEP YOU EVIL LITTLE MAN AND GET OUT OF MY KNEEEEEEEES

Alright, which one of you fucks made terfblr an actual tag. We will have words. Who knows… maybe something more…. (Beating the shit out of you)

Time for a nonsensical rant!

Teleportation could cure cancer!

There are two commonly accepted methods of teleportation: one, which uses ✨spooky magic✨to move you instantly somewhere else, and a second, which scans you, clones you in the other location, and kills the original “you.”

Assuming it catalogues what cells you have, when it clones you it could avoid cloning the cancer cells. Problem is, you might have a couple holes in place of the cancer, which is Not Good. To fix this, it would either need to double-clone some cells to fill the holes, or create entirely new cells. It could also take cells from another person, but that has the same ramifications as the Organ Donor Problem, so we’ll rule that out. Double-cloning cells to fill the holes is the best option. Cells already duplicate by cloning (mitosis) so this makes more logical sense than the second option, creating new cells. You could also use stem cells, but it would probably take much longer.

This method probably wouldn’t work for brain cancer, because that’s where the alive is stored. :(

Today is my best friend’s birthday! Hi kate, if you see this, I’m in love with you

My cat’s reaction to sparkling water:

Cat 1: Poe, refused to try it

Cat 2: Amber, liked it

Cat 3: Pepper, sneezed and ran away

The Magnus Archives lives in my head, but it had to start paying rent recently . It’s behind on bills and it’s really only a matter of time until I have to evict it, but I have to find a new tenant first. It’s probably going to be the faroeverse au from malevolent

“There’s no point crying over spilt milk”

Yes there is it makes me feel better fuck you