Oh To Be A Lonely Village Girl Stolen Away By A Cruel Pirate Captain But She Spares Your Life And You

I don’t it even know what this is but I want it so bad, it looks so cool

Move aside swagless boutta get a new Wizard’s Staff that comes loaded with spells like “open locked doors” and “dismantle car”

Red Skies at Morning Google Docs Link

Super janky formatting but this is the link to my one singular fanfiction that I've put way too much time and effort into:

Google Docs

Red Skies at Morning Mega Doc

Part 1 Ch 1 I Meet Clifford’s Ugly Cousin Look, I was told that if I wanted to sell my account of the Second Titan War fo

is this how to tumblure?

Throw back to when I went to christian school for kindergarten and 4th grade and had my fist experiences with why I don’t like the majority of Christians.

Kindergarten: Kindergarten boy breaks into the bathroom with a locked door (don’t know how the fuck he got in but kids are midget Satans so I call dark magic) and proceeds to peep, then I was forced to accept his apology for peeping and he was never punished because his parents were rich and after a week transferred him. They forced kids to accept apologies for a lot of things, which isn’t really how that works, but that was the worst I can remember.

4th Grade: First day of school, at a new school, which wasn’t new for me but that’s not what’s important right now. What is important is that I’m type one diabetic and decided to sit on the closest table to the nurse’s office door because it was empty, rusty, and close for if I had to go back inside. So I come outside for lunch and am just opening my little box of food from my bag when some 6th grade girls come to tower over me and ask if I wished to join then in sustenance. I was actually quite happy sitting by the door just vibing. They say nothing and leave. The next day I’m in the principal’s office for the first time in my life. “What for,” you ask? Bullying. Who? The girls two years older then me. How? Not wanting to sit with kids I don’t know and don’t like when they asked me to.

Fucking christian schools...

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Seeing this WHILE IN THE PROCESS of writing an OC fanfic about Zeus just shapeshifting into the form of a woman and seducing said OC’s father

so you’re telling me this whole time hades, poseidon or zeus couldve just banged a dude?? imagine another big 3 kid rolls into camp and they’re like “oh ur dad broke the oath… which means you’re gonna have to pay for it…” and this kids like “lol which dad?”

no oath broken. loophole of the century.

I know that a lot of people found the end to be a bit preachy, and personally I thought it was a little rushed, but honestly is never say it was bad enough not to read the whole thing. Still a better ending than some stories I’ve read that were in a hurry to end

I read all of Liar satsuki can see death, its really good everyone go read it

Imagine a sitcom that’s only a really boring slice of life thing for half a season and then suddenly half the cast dies as nuclear war breaks out and the rest of the normal 18 seasons sitcoms span for is the surviving cast desperately trying to survive the nuclear fallout while keeping life as close to normal as before with their everyday shenanigans but the laugh track is gone it’s it painfully obvious they don’t really remember how life was before and that’s why they act so weird.

Experiencing brain fog and I can’t tell if it’s being caused by a sinus infection, an allergic reaction, drugs for any of the prior, sleep deprivation, caffeine withdrawal, or prolonged exposure to a monoxide poisoning/a gas leak of some kind because all of these possibilities are equally as likely atm

I Wish I could be a ghost

Like, not to be scary or to haunt people, but to just hide peoples keys and move a couch across a room. I just want to fuck with people in a way that I’m currently unable to do at this moment.

So there’s this famous phrase in Genesis, “לא טוב היות האדם לבדו" (“lo tov heyot ha'adam l'vado”), which means “it is not good for man to be alone.” I was thinking today that it might make a nice Jewish friendship bracelet or wedding ring inscription or something. Problem is, if you try to split it up it becomes

לא טוב היות האדם לבדו

“Existence is not good.” “Man is alone.”

All the other ways of splitting them up are similarly awful. And on the one hand, I think this is really kind of beautiful—how this phrase, which is about togetherness, is so beautiful as a whole but cannot be broken into parts without itself becoming splintered and distorted. The language mirrors the very nature of humanity that it describes.

But on the other hand it totally ruined my friendship bracelet idea so @G-d this is a callout post