Modern Setting Au Where False And E!False Arent Intentionally Being Duplicitous Its Just They Both Go

I think- Pearl, you deserve this more.

alternatively

My dealer: Got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "PvP civilization" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: I think Tabi might be lying

My buddy Evbo standing in the gate: So get over with it, show me I mean nothing to you

E/HC!Gem: oh my god, I can't let my friends know I LARP! That's so embarrassing!

HC!False: oh my god, I can't let my friends know I've molded a sentient version of myself like a piece of clay and got rid of her memories, making her paranoid of the world around her and unsure of why all these surreal things happen to her. That's so embarrassing!

No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.

most inaccurate thing about minecraft story mode is that no one looked like this

physically im not here but mentally yeah im not here either 

> Better luck next time!

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

I made an updated version