I Need To Eat A Food. None Of The Food In The House Is The Right Food. What Is The Right Food? Only God

We have always existed, and we always will.

we talk about the dangers of needing to be the smartest guy in the room but i think even more deadly is the urge to be the FUNNIEST guy in the room.

ohhhhh I get it now. the "gifted kid" discourse exists because people see it fundamentally as a sign of Privilege and not as a largely meaningless category that puffs up weird children before setting them up for the same unremarkable lives as everyone else; thus they interpret people going "the educational system gave me false expectations before ultimately abandoning me to the same heartless world as everyone else" as "why am I, The Main Character, not getting everything I ever wanted."

they need to make a pocket dimension you can hide in where time doesn't pass and everything is soft

i sometimes forget that mumbo jumbo is a well-used phrase and not only the name of the minecraft youtuber

babygirl there are fandoms on my dashboard that i havent even heard of

i think its so funny that the empires people know what christmas is this season. they used to only have the rivendell winter festival but i guess christianity was introduced to the land after season 1

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.