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Random headcanon: the reason that Peach and Bowser don’t seem to get a lot of respect in some Super Mario games is because the Mushroom Kingdom is kind of a rural backwater and isn’t terribly important or influential politically, so people tend to regard Bowser as a C-list villain for being so hung up on such an insignificant conquest. Nobody really expects Bowser to be a serious threat – that would be like expecting a guy whose main claim to fame is repeatedly failing to conquer Wyoming to be a serious threat – so they get taken by surprise every single time.

Not sure if anyone has done this yet

Spin the wheel and get a dungeon meshi character!!

Tell me who you got in the tags :D

⚡💛Fanart of miku X pikachu design

original: https://twitter.com/crem7x/status/1833181736341258595

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[|87 it is to late

internet specimen? u there?

meanwhile, in an alternate universe...

today is the only day you can reblog this

We need more!

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

lying across the autopsy table all by yourself, gorgeous?

so if you google "__ puns" you mostly get a bunch of AI websites as the top results, and i am kind of fascinated by them, because they read exactly like the kind of jokes little kids tell when they have recently learned about the concept of Humour but they're too young to understand why things are funny:

great job everyone let's hit the showers