Bottles Of Gatorade Blue Bolt Floating In A Bath Of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

no. phil can, though

You discovered an abandoned one thousand page cookbook one day, and strangely, you found that you can’t flip to the next recipe without making the current dish. Flipping the page, you see the next dish calls for a liter of star dust and gives a “simple” explanation of how to build a starship.

so if you google "__ puns" you mostly get a bunch of AI websites as the top results, and i am kind of fascinated by them, because they read exactly like the kind of jokes little kids tell when they have recently learned about the concept of Humour but they're too young to understand why things are funny:

great job everyone let's hit the showers

skipping every prime numbered session

I choose to read this as an update to your GM but delivered in the most unhelpful method possible.

Keep this is mind, anyone who has a player in their game!

-Pencil