Twisted Wonderland Incorrect #68

PERCY JACKSON FANS HEAR ME OUT!

It’s season 3 of the PJO show AKA The Titans Curse. Percy (Walker) is sitting in front of Aphordite Goddess of Love and Beauty who just so happens to look like an older version of his best friend Annabeth (Leah) totally unrelated we’re sure.

Then he blinks and the beautiful woman in front of him changes….now she has brown hair and blue eyes she smiles, its Alexandria Daddario movie Annabeth. Just a split second cameo and then she’s gone.

Now a different woman is sitting in front of Percy, a woman with blonde hair and hazel eyes Kristen Stokes Lightning Thief Musical Annabeth. She shifts and changes again.

The final and last woman we see before Percy has curly blonde hair, tanned skin, and stormy grey eyes it’s book Annabeth.

Percy doesn’t realise it but we do. The Goddess of love shows him every version of the girl he loves from every universe he loves her in. It’s beautiful, it’s cinema, it needs to happen.

Barty may have been fucking insane but he was also a genius who scored 12 O’s for OWLS without breaking a sweat

booping feels like when your entire class decides to play a game together at recess and for that half hour world peace is real

Our bisexual icon*

"I never asked for this"

I’m currently imagining Barty refusing to sleep for like a week straight because he’s so stressed about studying for his OWLs and stuff. And then one day he finally falls asleep on Evan’s lap in the common room. And Evan is so thankful because Barty’s finally asleep and getting the rest he needs, and so Evan full on glares at anyone new who comes in until they either scurry up to their dorms or they get the hint to stay quiet.

I think the differences can be summed up like this.

Hermes knew Luke hated him so he ignored him and turned his attention elsewhere

Poseidon knew Percy hated him so he put as much effort into showing he cares as possible

Athena knew Annabeth lover her so she held that love over her head

barty: if i came up to you and said i'd been arrested, what would you assume it was for? reg and pandora: *without skipping a beat, in total unison:* pandora: tax evasion regulus: murder reg and pandora: *looks at each other* pandora: murder regulus: tax evasion

Regulus: "One rule. You have only one. rule. and you break it. How."

Barty: "It was a difficult rule not to break in my opinion."

Evan: *nods in agreement*

Dorcas: "The rule was 'no murder'!"

Two (2) times canon Chuuya was a skilled enough actor to trick people with a genius-level IQ

Then:

15!Chuuya: I am totally not Arahabaki.

15!Dazai: I bet I can figure out who Arahabaki is before you!

15!Chuuya: ... (Press X to Doubt)

Now:

Chuuya: I totally am a vampire. *ScReEcH*

Fyodor: Kill him, gravity manipulator!

Dazai: OMG, Chuuya, snap out of it!

Chuuya: ... (silent internal judgement)