Idk-rn9 - Idk

Headcanons for my Teenage Dirtbag AU!!!!

(A lot of these will be Darius-centric, he's my favourite character leave me alone)

Darius has one of those old man leather wallets and keeps a group photo of the hagsquad in it

Eda and Raine are Partners In Crime™️ and it drives Darius up the wall

Lilith hasn't yet left for the Emperor's Coven, but everytime she gets roped into irresponsible shenanigans by the gang she starts panicking that it will "end up on her record" and stop her from moving up the ranks

Darius is the most responsible of the group and so ends up having to talk his way into getting them off scot-free whenever they do less-than-legal stuff

Raine grew their hair out just a little over their collar and Darius never stops making fun if it

"... shit." "Not as shit as whatever the hell you did to your hair." "Oh fuck off-" etc.

Darius had a vErY EmBarRaSIng cRuSh on Alador before they actually got together and no-one will let it go

"I'm meeting up with Alador later and-" "OooOOoo going on a date with your boyfriend?!?!" "S-SHUT THE FUCK UP"

Pre-Aladarius, Eda and Raine once cornered Alador and interrogated him abt his feelings for Darius (Alador was terrified)

Eda had a crusty old flip-scroll that was so cracked it barely turned on from her throwing it around constantly

Darius bitches and bickers with everyone sm people think he hates the hagsquad even though they're all literally his best friends

If you have any questions abt this au btw I am SO ready to ramble lmao

Hermes: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Artemis: You’re a hazard to society Apollo: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

married iwaoi tingz

hajime: “ha, nice one shittykawa”

tooru: “well ACCORDING TO YOU im not shittykawa anymore 😌”

hajime: oh shit he’s right “ok yes I’ll sign”

The height difference is hilarious

you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*

just checked the connor stoll/mitchell tag on ao3 and theres NEW WORKS!!!! literally tearing up rn

Yesss and i can never find the fic again 😭😭

has anyone else ever had a fanfic that just... haunts them? like it's been months and maybe even years since you read it, but it just lingers with you and you can never truly leave behind the imprint it made on you? and maybe it's just a single line, one sentence that you can't shake off, that takes up residence in your mind and stays there, feeding into your psyche and subtly influencing your brainspace and maybe even your writing or other works?