Ts Just Made Me Sad Smh

RHEY ARE JUST SO DSDGBMK

"Why would I hate on a dusty old bitch.

Thought you had tea on me, you was drinking piss

Bitches older than me, I call them lil sis"

--Stunna girl

I need someone to explain to me WHY y/n picks outfits like we are playing EPISODE and RAN OUT OF GEMS!?!!?

Here’s a little Doja Cat x Reader x Joseph Quinn cute moments scenario

Late Night Chill

The three of you are lounging on the couch, wrapped in cozy blankets after a long day. Doja’s playlist is softly playing in the background, mixing smooth R&B beats with some of Joseph’s favorite rock tunes. You’re squished in the middle, Doja snuggled on one side with her head on your shoulder, and Joseph’s arm draped casually around you on the other side.

Doja: “Babe, who do you think loves you more?” she teases, poking you in the ribs.

Joseph laughs softly, tightening his arm around you. “That’s a dangerous question.”

You roll your eyes, pretending to be exasperated. “Why don’t you two fight it out and let me know?”

Doja: “Okay, let’s go, Quinn. Rock-paper-scissors, right now. Best of three.” She sits up, full of playful energy.

Joseph grins, accepting the challenge. “You’re on.”

After a dramatic round of rock-paper-scissors, Doja wins and immediately pulls you into a victory cuddle.

Doja: “See? Told you.” She places a quick kiss on your cheek, making you blush.

Joseph shakes his head, smiling. “I let you win, obviously.” He leans in and kisses the other side of your cheek, making you melt between them.

The two keep peppering you with kisses, clearly enjoying the attention and your flushed reaction. You can’t help but laugh as they compete over who can make you smile more.

Surprise TikTok Chaos

Doja decides on a whim to film a TikTok while Joseph makes tea. She sets up the phone on the counter and pulls you in front of the camera.

Doja: “Okay, let’s do that dance—you remember it, right?”

You attempt the moves, fumbling a bit, and Joseph walks in mid-way with the tea, giving you both a confused look.

Joseph: “What on earth are you two doing?”

Doja: “Making magic, baby. Get in here!” She grabs his hand and pulls him into the frame.

He awkwardly joins, clearly trying his best but looking a bit out of place. You and Doja can’t stop giggling as you all bump into each other mid-dance. The three of you end up in a heap on the floor, laughing uncontrollably, the phone still recording.

Doja: “This is definitely going viral.”

Joseph: “Brilliant, the internet gets to see me humiliate myself.”

You: “You’re adorable, though.”

Both Doja and Joseph grin, clearly pleased with the compliment. You all spend the rest of the evening watching the video on repeat and laughing every time.

Sleepy Morning Snuggles

The next morning, you wake up between them, feeling perfectly content. Doja is still half-asleep, mumbling something incoherent against your shoulder, while Joseph is already awake, tracing patterns lazily on your arm.

Joseph: “Sleep okay?”

You nod sleepily, a soft smile tugging at your lips. “Best sleep ever.”

Doja: (sleepily) “’Course you did… ‘cause we’re awesome.”

The three of you stay like that for a while, wrapped in warmth and love, savoring the quiet moments before the world starts moving again.

These kinds of moments—full of playful banter, affection, and laughter—become the glue that holds your little trio together, making every day feel like an adventure.

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This is about Alastor & Angel Dust (separately)

Summary: Things you SAY you don’t like because it makes you feel either: shy, scared, or pissed off, but actually really turns you on and how they would react (explanation at the end)

CW: Degradation, Prey/Predator kink, Humiliation Kink, Being held down, Non-Con ish Elements, Tentacles

[PART 1]

Angel Dust: Because of his line of work he is VERY careful not to push your boundaries, as you also do with him. However, sometimes things happen unintentionally…

You guys are hanging out in the hotel lounge, him draped across the sofa, you on the floor. You both are scrolling away on your phones, showing each other the occasional meme and chatting about Angel’s recent shoot.

At that moment though, you were fully distracted by something on your phone. Your cheeks warm up at the suggestive content, which Angel IMMEDIATELY notices - “What the fuck you watchin’ that’s got you blushin’ like that?” Well NOW you’ve got his attention.

You both end up playfully wrestling for the device but you end up pinned underneath him. When you realize Angel is a lot stronger than he looks, you start to struggle in his hold, hating the feeling of being pinned down. Focused on your phone, he doesn’t realize you’re starting to get upset and continues to hold you down.

Starting to panic, you feel tears prick at your eyes and again try to buck your hips to get him to move. This time, however, the movement brushes your crotch in a confusingly delicious way and a loud moan slips out of you. You don’t mean to, but your hips jump up again to chase the feeling. At that, Angel looks down at you, his previous smile slipping from his face.

“Oh shit! Shit, fuck! I’m so sorry, I forgot-” He lets go of you and starts to get up but pauses, watching you beneath him. “Wait, did you just moan…?” You blink the tears away and swallow, staying silent and turning your head away instead.

“Shit…” he whispers, lowering his hips back down against yours. “You did, didn't you?” He briefly looks up to make sure no one is around and experimentally rolls himself against you again. Involuntarily, you back arches this time and you moan again.

“Fuck, you like that..?” He mumbles, blushing at the way you whimper beneath him. You both look into each other's eyes, wordlessly panting. He gently grabs your hands again and presses them on the floor above your head. His other set of hands grip your hips, pulling you up to meet his.

He leans down, ghosting his lips against yours as he bucks his hips intently. Your eyes flicker back and forth between his lips and his eyes, biting your lip. When he leans down to kiss you, you let out an open mouth moan, legs spreading in an attempt at feeling more of him. The throbbing between your legs intensifies and you whine out his name, “Angel! Wait, you’re gonna make me-!” 

He buries his head in your neck and doubles down his efforts, practically fucking you through your clothes. “Yeah?” He pants out “Come on then..” He lets you wrap your legs around his waist and groans as you tense up under him.

He gently holds you and waits until you calm down before slowly sitting up. He runs his fingers through his hair and lets out an awkward laugh “Well fuck!” You throw an arm around your face embarrassed.

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Alastor: In an overheard conversation, you mention you hate being chased and Alastor saves that information for later. 

During a team bonding exercise, Charlie expresses the want to play ‘capture the flag’ in the hotel. Something about building a healthy comradery…

”The rules are simple! The hotel is separated into two sections and each team’s flags are hidden in those areas. The objective is to get the other team’s flags without being caught, the team with the most flags wins!”

The teams are divided evenly, both you and Alastor on different sides. Everyone goes their separate ways and the game begins.

You find yourself alone, sneaking around in an attempt to find the flags. To your luck you do find one, quickly shoving it in your pocket and making your leave. You realize however, that one of Alastor’s shadows has been watching you the whole time. “Ah, there you are..!” 

You don’t even turn around to acknowledge Alastor’s presence, immediately racing down the hallway. All you need to do is get to your team’s section… Your heart pounds in your chest as you turn the corner. You hear a chuckle behind you, and a sing songy voice,  “Run, run as fast as you can~” 

You see the stairs, your saving grace to get back to your team. A shriek escapes your lips as you’re suddenly dragged backwards by Alastor’s tentacles and forced against the wall. He slowly approaches and takes in your appearance. Eyes wide, lips slightly parted, chest heaving trying to catch your breath…

His grin widens as you struggle in his binds. “My, my, what do we have here..” The static from his radio filter crackling as he speaks. “I thought you had a distaste for being chased?” he questions, teasing you.

You’re both terrified and confused at his question, “W-what are you..?! I-Iam!” You sputter out a response. His eyes narrow as he lets out a hum. 

“Hmm…then what do you suppose this is about?” His tentacles slide between your legs, pressing firmly. Your hips buck at that and you gasp. It’s incredibly embarrassing how you feel yourself making a mess in your underwear right now.

“H-how did you-” You cut off with a moan when the tentacles continually slide themselves between your thighs and press into your core. Alastor’s nostrils flare at that, taking a deep breath to lead in closely, “Darling…I can smell you a mile away. Like a bitch in heat…”

You gasp at his words and your hips start to move along with his tentacles. He stands closely but doesn't reach out to touch you, both hands holding onto his microphone. “That’s it..” he purrs, seeming pleased with you cooperating with him. Your head drops as you feel yourself get closer, panting at the sensation between your legs. Your body feels hot all over, but the cool temperature of his tentacles contrasts it greatly.

In the distance, you hear the sounds of footsteps, both of you turning in the direction it’s coming from. You whimper his name and he turns back to you, whispering, “You’d better hurry, you wouldn’t want to get caught, do you?”

His tentacles start to move faster now, quickly sliding between your legs and all you can do is take it. Your mouth opens to cry out and Alastor quickly reaches up to slide his fingers in your mouth to keep you quiet. Your eyes roll back as your orgasm suddenly comes over you, sloppily sucking on his fingers. 

He hums softly, dragging his fingers across your tongue before pulling out and wiping them on his pants. His tentacles gently set you on the ground and his smile softens. “This little game was fun..Should you want to play again, you know where to find me..” He manifests into the floor and disappears, leaving you to wonder what just happened.

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So recently I read a predator/prey Alastor x reader fic and I was shook because being chased genuinely freaks me out, among other things. BUT because it's Alastor, it's hot. SO I thought of this series that I may or may not be projecting in...

I WILL be writing other characters for this lol

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