THIS.ME.OFFICIALLY.GAYLOR.TRAIN.

THIS.ME.OFFICIALLY.GAYLOR.TRAIN.

Karma is my wife. @AbbyWambach @taylorswift13 #erastour pic.twitter.com/LlfZ0qLQgK

— Glennon Doyle (@GlennonDoyle) August 4, 2023

huh? what? ‘shade never made anybody less.. gay!?’ nooo that can’t be what she’s singing. this is a taylor swift song right? like the taylor swift… abby is mixing it up for fun, jokes jokes. why would a straight woman sing about shades not making you less gay? that’s such a gay thing to say. what ‘ally’ has ever been this specific and 🎯 ?

like i said.. late to the party. and i might have to check my gaydar.

karma is my wife 🧡 oh she knooows.

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4 months ago

“I present to you: Dr. Taylor Alison Swift being hot as everrrr✨”

From my TikTok archive - @taylorsapphicswift

11/19/22

8 months ago

The Story/Secret of Us

So I believe I may have just solved a major piece of the puzzle and finally figured out WHY the tortured poets have been sending us these anonymous messages to help us solve it. I think this entire rabbit hole is a gift to us true fans which is why we got all of those cryptic present 🎁 anon messages. Alllll of these songs are dedicated to us (except for So High School and I will explain why I think this in more detail later). THIS is The Story or Secret of Us. The "secret" is this rabbit hole of connections and this secret language or code of symbols and metaphors we've all learned how to speak (sunshine/daylight/gold/yellow = Karlie/being out of the closet/queer love/happiness, 3 = Speak Now, orange = karma, etc). The "us" is the tortured poets and us true fans who share this secret language.

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Another important part of understanding this puzzle is that some of these songs are time sensitive 🕰️ and like a prophecy (The Prophecy) waiting to be fulfilled. So after a certain point, some songs can no longer be applied bc that "scene" in the movie has already passed (If This Was A Movie). They want us to essentially play our part in the story they've written. Right now we are playing the part of Paul Revere or Cassandra warning swifties of what's coming (likely on Sept 28). And we're also acting as Taylor's wings/angels catching her when she falls off her pedestal (see this post). They want us to think of these moments when we listen to these songs bc they want them to be personally relatable bc that's part of our gift. I think this is what Taylor meant when she said

"Let me tell you my secret little dream for this evening. These are songs that I have written about my life or things I've felt at one point in time, whether I was a teenager, in my 20s, or a couple yrs ago. But after tonight when you hear these songs out and about in the world, my dream is that you're gonna think about tonight and the memories we made here together" (x)

and what present anon meant when they said

"Reach those lanterns a little bit higher. For you shall receive a metaphor so dire" (x).

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Under the velvet cloak of the theatre, the magician weaves a tapestry of wonder. Not with nimble fingers, but with whispered tales, each thr

"Then the actors (us true fans and the tortured poets) were hitting their marks and the slow dance was alight with the sparks and the tears fell in synchronicity with the score" // "It's a normal thing to fall in love with movie stars when the lights are low and red at all their favorite bars. And the story you want is the story you get. Are you special or was this all scripted in his head?...Don't worry, I know I'll see you again. Uh-huh, you'll make me cry when it comes to an end. You were all that we hoped (The Prophecy), but I can't recommend getting close, I should've known, but I'll see you again" (x). The tortured poets have invited us to "dance" with them by being a part of this movie. If we accept this invitation, then we essentially become the muse of these songs.

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I think Gracie playing In Between as a surprise song on 9/19 was an easter egg for Lizzy’s song Pushing It Down and Praying that was released 9/20. I think the mv for this song is the visual representation of the 🫚 message about the audience member (us true fans) becoming a part of the magic show and also the teenage love triangle in folklore. In this story, we are playing the character Wendy/Betty while the tortured poets play the character Peter/James. Swifties or the fans who don’t see this metaphorical story are Augusta/Augustine, the girl that James cheats on Betty with in august. So even though the teenage love triangle is technically fictional, there are seeds of truth in it. This is what Taylor was trying to explain during the eras tour betty speeches when she said she created these fictional characters and she was acting as the narrator of their story (x). Role Model, who stars in the Pushing It Down and Praying mv, is also the opening act for Gracie's TSOU tour which is another connection.

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GRACIE JUST PERFORMED IN BETWEEN JUST RELEASE IT ALREADY pic.twitter.com/cG5LcBbV93

— miguel (@cowboyinwoods13) September 20, 2024
#TSOUIrving: Gracie performing ‘In Between’ tonight in Irving, Texas.

— 📷:@maroonx13 pic.twitter.com/wepj5rIjit

— Gracie Abrams Updates (@GracieAbrUpdate) September 20, 2024
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hitting the road with miss @gracieabrams and i could not be happier about it !!
presale starts tomorrow june 4th
tickets on sale this friday, june 7th pic.twitter.com/TENsZhT7w7

— ROLE MODEL (@rolemodel) June 3, 2024

And to add even more evidence to this theory, the teenage love triangle also makes an appearance in Gracie’s discography. Gracie has a song called Augusta on TIWIFL which just so happens to be the name of one of the characters in the love triangle. It is also the name of a town in Maine which is where Gracie’s family is from. There are 3 songs in total on TIWIFL that are named after towns in Maine—Camden, Augusta, and Rockland. If you put the first letters of these songs together, they spell out “CAR.” “Standing in your CARdigan, kissing in my CAR again,” “And when I felt like I was an old CARdigan under someone’s bed, you put me on and said I was your favorite," 2:46 in betty ("She said 'James, get in, let's drive'") corresponding with 2:46 in august ("Remember when I pulled up and said get in the CAR").

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august, betty, cardigan (the 3 sides or perspectives of the love triangle) are “ABC” bc the alphabet or capital letters are one of the major keys to solving this puzzle. As I mentioned in this post, I think Audrey has been helping to plant easter eggs. She posted Capital Letters by Hailee Steinfeld on her insta 3 times which is quite interesting and she also included this song in her Summa playlist.

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What makes this even more suspicious is that she specifically chose timestamps in the songs (1:11 and 1:23) that have these lyrics ⬇️ and she posted the 1:11 timestamp TWICE which indicates that she really wanted to emphasize it. "God I'm jumping in the deep end, it's more fun to swim in. Heard the risk is drowning but I'm gonna take it."

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Another thing that I think ties in with all of this is the Stephen Colbert interview. In this post below, I explain why I think the pizza on the mood board represents PR/bearding/showmanship/magic. I also explain how the letters that spell out Stephen's name are a huge clue and are related to the Peter Pan metaphor that is a through line in both Gracie's and Taylor's music. This is another example of "capital letters" or the alphabet being the key to solving the puzzle.

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So several gaylors have been talking abt the Stephen Colbert interview Taylor did on April 13, 2021 and I believe I may have figured out how

Going back to what I said in the first paragraph, this entire rabbit hole of cross-referenceable songs is dedicated to us except for the "pizza" So High School which is the one song she dedicated to 🏈 This is why Taylor's mood board had one slice of pizza while every other picture was of Stephen.

7 months ago

‘Don’t believe everything you read’

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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“taylor swift hates olivia rodrigo” then wtf is this pic.twitter.com/f0kSCuIpK5

— ashkey asf🪻🩷🤍🧡🍉 (@enchanted1389) September 13, 2023
Taylivia!!!😭😭 pic.twitter.com/t6FQ2vkOqx

— vic💋 (@livgethimback) September 13, 2023
‘Don’t Believe Everything You Read’

Ah cute - these three 'former' friends... share a similar taste in music.

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Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?

I wanna snarl and show you just how disturbed this has made me You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

So all you kids can sneak into my house with all the cobwebs I'm always drunk on my own tears, isn't that what they all said? That I'll sue you if you step on my lawn That I'm fearsome and I'm wretched and I'm wrong

Put narcotics into all of my songs And that's why you're still singing along


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7 months ago

Florence + Taylor

Two kings

Ruling the kingdom tonight (again)

🩷💜💙

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We gotcha Taylor 🫶🫶🫶

Call the amateurs

Cut 'em from the team

Ditch the clowns, get the crown

Step into the daylight

And let it go

Let it go


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7 months ago

hi spade,

i saw this video on my fyp today that reminded me of the anons and that sounded like it could’ve been written by taylor. i was hoping she’d be able to see it somehow so figured i’d drop it here on the chance that our anon checks in and sees it. thanks for all you do <3 https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTF4Xrm2A/

7 months ago

ME! baby kaylor 😂 feels like light years ago

i kinda forgot about this @milelarissa-blog

The beginning of the end

before I realised that this sinkhole meant

never knowing peace again 🫠🫠🫠

ME! Baby Kaylor 😂 Feels Like Light Years Ago

I’m only halfway through your blog (binge reading hahahaha) but wanted to take a break to send you positive vibes! Loving it. This is actually one of the saddest stories ever but the way you walk us through it (I’m laughing while crying or vice versa half of the time) gives them the sunshine they deserve.

I feel like a freak saying this about two people I’ve never met but I think that we’ve seen enough of them over the years (being a public figure, what a joy) to know that these two deserve the world..

And I figured, if haters gonna hate, lovers gonna love. So hell yeah KAYLOR <3 - still processing the narrative btw (especially the kids part is not quite entering my brain - but hey if it’s true, I’m all for it). 

And I get you Taylor, I would also write a thousand songs about Karlie - what a muse. 


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7 months ago
September 21, 2020 | Four Years Ago

september 21, 2020 | four years ago

after a fan asked if she had seen taylor's performance of ‘betty’, olivia rodrigo responded, “its the rainbow strings for me”

5 months ago

Swifties start crying because it dawns on them that Taylor is already pushing them in the right direction. Isn't it funny to watch?

Hey! Yes and als no lolll. The YES CAPITAL LETTERS YES is for the 'fans' (hetlors - the name says it all;)) with their keyboard courage - the lowlifes who feel the need to bully/dox/harrass people because they probably have a sadass life themselves. they caged her for years and years. I'm not a violent person but f* off. Go live on a planet far far away from here and don't ever come back.

Then there's the people brainwashed by society to believe that comphet is the way to go. I truly believe that most of these people won't have a problem with taylor finally getting her humanity back.

Look i don't know taylor personally (obviously hahaha) but maybe she'll try to ghost the first group, phase them out (no f* clue how) - she could release an acid rock record for example lmao to refresh the fandom a bit - the real fans will pick up on it being a bit - cause at this point this woman has made so many good records that she has more than enough credit to do something unhinged crazy! But then again... the stupidity of these parasocial delulu's is impressive. Watching the TTPD set on the eras tour made m want to scratch my eyeballs out. so hmm don't know actually.

it's a tough coockie to crack but i do hope she knows how many people will have her back no matter what. And that we're here to stay.

BUT YES THESE ASSHOLES - I'M READY FOR IT!

Swifties Start Crying Because It Dawns On Them That Taylor Is Already Pushing Them In The Right Direction.

just don't be an asshole in life and let people live - how difficult is it?ps short answers ain't my thing;)


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7 months ago
13 Minutes You Say?

13 minutes you say?

Okay okay.. just another koincidence I’m sure.

Karlie Elizabeth BETTY Kloss!

Taylor Alison JAMES Swift!

Please, I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative. It’s ruining my life 😭

Karlie Elizabeth BETTY Kloss!
Karlie Elizabeth BETTY Kloss!

I can’t listen to ‘random’ music anymore without you two koincidencing (yes – I just decided that it’s a verb).

I've had some tricks up my sleeve Takes one to know one You're a cowboy like me

Karlie Elizabeth BETTY Kloss!
6 months ago

let’s goooooo

Tate McRae covering Taylor Swift's “New Romantics” during soundcheck today in Bangkok, Thailand!

(November 2, 2024)

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ifollowmagicalrivers - lyrics too.
lyrics too.

people who write cute little songs about their animals are my No.3 no matter what Until noticed otherwisemadhouse going all in

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