Husbands Of House Wives Are Just Sugar Daddies, Legally

somebody make me a book where the protagonist is a robot and it embarks on worldly adventures, risks everything, lives the thrill anyone would desire, saves many people, befriends a cute chick/dude and when all is supposed to be a happily ever after- it presses the self destruct button and kills itself and the ones it saved

Finally, my hatred for Mary has found dignified reasons.

“amazing how fire exposes our priorities”

Go Yahwi is me and I'm Go Yahwi, and u'll still love me

iknow it

also fuck u

best ship dynamic is when they go from "you fool" (derogatory) to "you fool" (desperate)

I wanna know what psychopaths think of farting in public...

Now that you're back, let's fuck thru some Johnlock✨✨

i miss you @johnlocky @dmeanie @barrybclout

me, a biology student, after watching bnha:

And you can clearly see, Todoroki Shoto is a perfect example of co-dominance ☺️

LawLu: “worshipped you like you were the sun ; missed you like you were the moon.” Edition

This isn’t exact scenes from ‘and we’ll have a spring wedding’ by the wonderful @blackyote but it's certainly inspired by it because i loved it so much