Gif Updates From My Friends Who Are Fostering My Cat Right Now.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Inanimate carbon rod!

pro sex tip: when you’re having sex and you feel like you’re about to come, whisper bill repeatedly into your partner’s ear

keep repeating and raise your voice until you’re almost over the edge. as you come, shout bill nye the science guy! in a deep voice

and make sure to congratulate your partner by kissing them softly and whispering science rules against their eager lips. 

Amazing.

My friend’s cat in a sink, his name is Colt.

Edit: The cat’s name is Colt.  My friend's name is Sam.

Ninja Cat!