the reveal that gomens 2 is like a bridge season between two massive plots is so fucking funny
like part one: dozens of people in a literal race to stop armageddon fifteen minutes before it happens with heaven hell and humanity all battling it out with flaming swords and a kraken and brian cox as the personification of death.
part 2: we are forced to have A Conversation About Our Relationship after being yelled at by the lesbians across the street
first part // second part // third part // fourth part
au where peter is a quickly rising pop star and tony is an international music legend
I always found it a bit odd. Hilarious, but it raised too many questions. When did Steve make these? Why did Steve make these? How did he manage to be so cheesy and overly sincere knowing how much crap he would get from the other Avengers for it?
Well, today my sister told me her headcanon. Picture the scene. Steve leans on the back of a chair, as above. Peter immediately launches into ‘So, you got detention…’. Cap blinks. Peter awkwardly tries to explain. It turns out Cap has no idea what videos he means, and neither do any of the other Avengers.
So they get in touch with the company who made them, and they swear blind that it was really the real Captain America, and that it all his idea. That he came in and said how much he wanted to help the youth of today.And the Avengers all lose it because someone is running around doing an unbelievably good impression of Captain America, they could have destroyed his reputation, they could have infiltrated the Avengers; and instead all they are apparently using it for is to make silly, embarrassing videos.
It’s completely baffling. Who could possibly be behind it all?
A mystery.
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Summary: Castiel is a seemingly normal kid: junior student class president, son of two loving parents. Dean’s a loner who’s wise beyond his years. The two meet after Castiel starts tutoring Dean’s brother Sam? Will they get they get their happily ever after, or will they let the world - and themselves- tear them apart?
Season 3 is for the overthinkers. The ones who always had the crush but were never the crushes. The ones who only see flaws when they look in the mirror. The ones who throw themselves into books because those worlds treat them better than life ever has. The ones who are just so goddamn tired.
Something I think is neat and really cute about fanfic is that there’s a personal version of each character in it? Like, each writer focuses on different traits and qualities and even though there can be a hundred fics with the same character, they’re really not exactly the same.
So even if you and I are writing a fic with the same characters, they can still be uniquely different despite having the same core and they’re each dear to us personally as our take on the person.
I don’t know, I just think it’s cute that each writer cherishes these characters in personal and unique ways.
life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious
jackson taking care of miaomiao
Since I was getting several requests for the writing prompts to come back, I’m going to fulfill them tonight! One of the requests asked that I make my own list, so hopefully you find a prompt you like.
Just let me know the character, the prompt number, and if you want NSFW, otherwise I’ll keep it PG. Feel free to use any prompts for your own writing if you want!
Fluff
1. “I’m not a pillow!”
2. “You + Me = Baby!”
3. “Why do you have my bra?”
4. “Only if you pinky promise.”
5. “Tag. Your it!”
6. “Don’t leave me, even if I say leave.”
7. “Let’s wrestle for it!”
8. “Cuddle me, I’m cold.”
9. “Always kiss me goodnight.”
10. “The doctor said the only thing that could cure me are cuddles.”
11. “Is that a pregnancy test?”
12. “You’re cute. I know.”
13. “Feed me.”
14. “Hey, did you know I love you?”
15. “Has anyone ever told you how cute you are?”
16. “Hold me, I’m scared.”
Angst
17. “I finally realized something-I was never going to be enough.”
18. “If you’re not the one.”
19. “Don’t touch me!”
20. “I wanted you to fight for me.”
21. “Why couldn’t it be me?”
22. “I don’t need you anymore.”
23. “She’s the one, isn’t she?”
24. “Keep it. It was always meant for you.”
25. “Do you want me to leave?”
26. “Am I not enough?”
27. “Do you have any idea what you have done?”
28. “Please tell me this isn’t real life.”
29. “What do you mean gone?”
30. “Say something! Anything!”
31. “Just leave me alone. No one can save me now.”
Misc.
32. “I want to go down the slide!
33. “1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war!”
34. “Oranges or apples?”
35. “It’s called a tampon.”
36. “If I go down, I’m taking you with me.”
37. “I’m babysitting. So where’s the kid?”
38. “You are such a tattle-tale.”
39. “Don’t copy me!”
40. “You suck!”
41. “Let’s order a pizza.”
42. “You don’t understand, I NEED a juicebox, and I NEED it now.”
43. “Only if I can drive.”
44. “This is an emergency! I ran out of toilet paper!”
45. “Quick, we can still catch them if we run. The only thing I’m running after is the ice cream truck.”
46. “Friends don’t let other friends do the chicken dance.”