What In The Ever Loving God Forgiving Fuck ……….it Is 6 Am And You Give Me This

I fucking love pyramid Steve man I want to chew on him I bet he tastes like lemon drops and rubber

So this guy Steve survived Euclidea's explosion and made sure to forever be in Bill's business.

Bill can't bring himself to obliterate him, because he's literally all that's left of his home and it's his fault Steve has no one else and nowhere to go.

He can't bring himself to kill the very last Euclidean no matter how anoying he is

How does link not feel the hundred of creatures squirming in his pockets i mean look at this and this dude acts like he’s not carrying 40 frogs and a bunch of other critters I kidnapped

YOU,LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TODAY ………… so me my mom and some freinds went to roller skating rink called cheapskate and we where hanging out getting reddy to go home when suddenly on the speakers where they play music for you to skate to THEY STARTED PLAYING “NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP by Rick astley “ started playing . an entire roller skating rink that was packed got rickrolled

I don’t want to die to the space whale

Im feeling rebiolus so I shall now eat raw spaghetti

As usual I have no ducking clue what I’m doing

Every thing looks good in a tophat , tie / bow tie, and Monacle . And I mean every thing tho for some googly eyes are necessary

Me throwing bombs off lake tower “SUCK MY VIRTUAL BALLS YOU SENTIANT LIZARDS! ”

Sleep deprivation is a hell of a drug

If I was an English teacher on April fools day

All my students would come in unaware of the horrors that await

Every thing will be covered in my little pony things every shity grammar poster replaced with a toxic mix of colors so bright it could blind a man

I would start the class pretending everything was normal with one exception as I walk up to greet everyone at my desk and begin attendance

“Good morning Everypony” i say

I go through attendance as normal but if anyone has something drawn on them I state in an overly cheerful voice “ my goodness did you get your cutie mark why don’t you come up and show the class”

After that I continue on with everything going through the plans for the day

“Today we will be doing character analysis I have chosen a show that is perfect for this. Your goal for to day is to begin working on a 3 to 5 paragraph paper that will be due on Friday.

I turn on my little pony

The next day everything’s gone

But they still have to do the paper and I’m using my little pony as examples for every thing till at least the end of the week