HOBIE EXPRESSIONS HOBIE EXPRESSIONS

on-screen lovers and off-screen besties is literally the best dynamic ever

he's punk, he's funny, he's kind, he helped miles, he's funny and REALLY FINE TOO what more do u want. Hobart Brown supremacy

hobie was actually so fucking funny "I don't do consistency" "it's a metaphor for capitalism" "haven't got a scooby mate"

WAS ORIGINALLY JUST GONNA DO A LIL SCRIBBLE BUT I ENDED UP LIKING IT TOO MUCH SO I DID A BIT MORE GHJKGHFDGFHGHFDG

someone suggested pink leech boys so why not make em explode sdhfdsddsfhj Jade is smart but he has dumb moments too im sure

"Maybe You Should Worry Less About the Tides, Who've Already Made Up Their Mind About Killing You..." Old Azula draft I attempted to save. Apologies for the inactivity, my mental health is lowkey mirroring Azulas rn LOL

I died at the "We're tender as hell" T-T

zheng really was like i can't have straight men on this ship you lot are ok tho

"I-It's a matter of life or death!"

Okay but on a serious note Con O'Neill ate in these first few episodes and left no fucking crumbs. Last season we ended on deranged Izzy; now we have an Izzy realizing how toxic things can really get and WISHING he could go back to the days when he was the only proper pirate among muppets. And he's TRYING so damn hard and it would be so easy to play that in a cheesy or insincere manner, but we have Con O'Neill swinging for the fences, crying, begging for death, disheveled, trying to undo everything he did to get us all in this mess and failing and looking both miserable and delighted in his misery because he's getting what he thinks he deserves.

And YET we also get the subtle tear in the eye when Stede finds out what they really did to Ed. Like. You can feel how utterly heartbroken the man is just from a glimmer in the corner of his eye.

Love Izzy, hate Izzy, it really doesn't matter, not when he's played so magnificently by Con, and I salute him for everything he's doing in this campy gay pirate show.

OBLIGATORY pokemon crossover

Erich Maria Remarque you have ruined me