Had a dream yesterday in which Ronaldo joined the straw hats. On a beach with booming thunders in the horizon, ronaldo gave me a red band and told me to start watching One Piece.
seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
favourite thing in the world is when the pages of a book go all soft and yellowy and the edges are slightly fuzzy and rounded. these books couldn’t give you a papercut if you tried they’ve been loved too much. they love you too much.
People who don't hyperfixate will never know the slightly horrible, completely impossible-to-replicate feeling of being so intensely invested in something it possesses you, takes over your waking thoughts and rides some weird line between being excited, anxious, and stressed as hell while still being entirely some other beast.
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i am so easily impressed by trees
there’s something super sinister about a sunday afternoon
“It was an act of self-preservation — however misguided it was”.
no one will come to save you but some will offer you their hand to hold when life gets tough and those are the ppl that matter